You are going to commit Self Delete.

[TableSalt]

For real tho, if I were to kill myself I'd be fully loaded with some fully-auto gun and a saw-off shotgun and quite a few grenades, I'd then wait until black friday and go to a random walmart, and fully unload

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[IkeTheGeneric]

killing myself with natural causes at an old age obvs

[Rockinboy2000]

drug overdose from weed (high as forget) (san diego forget crew)

[Khaz]

jumping from a great height as its basically instantaneous and once you hit the ground you wont be able to process what even happened fast enough at the speed of which youre falling

Also a nice view and probably not as stressful as any other method

[beachbum111111]

No genocide crusade option?

[th3coolst3r]

i would put a bomb in a backpack and were it to a lolicon

[Verification]

i would put a bomb in a backpack and were it to a lolicon

i would throw a baby doll into the lolicon from the roof, activate the bomb on my chest and jump onto the countless neckbeards surrounding the baby doll

[Rally]

< attain car with drop top, attain cinder block, attain rifle, attain rope, attain parachute
< take pot shots at police station
< engage police chase
< drive through city and wait for news helicopters arrive
< drive into desert
< cinder block on gas pedal
< tie rope into noose and apply it to neck
< tie other end of rope around steering column
< open parachute with "RON PAUL 2020" in massive text on parachute, get ripped out of car, neck snaps
< lifeless corpse now parasailing on live TV

[Postal]

Cut wrists vertically, sit in bathtub consuming many alcohol and ibuprofen until dead.

[Bisjac]

jump from a playground swing - into woodchipper

[Tudoreleu]

change my mind because i realise i have so much to live for

[Protoss Dragoon]

<make this thread
<be curious on how the forums would kill themselves
<inh(tiny 2) posts an edgelord post
<actually kills himself

[McZealot]

im def a jumper. the thought of slitting my wrists makes me want to vomit

[Willco2]

this thread is no joke the worst thread i have ever seen

[Foxscotch]

idk. but it'd have to be something relatively fun I guess