Don't get wrong, Unova is an idiot, but he's not entirely wrong in his point.
OP has created possibly the single stupidest thread to exist in the last month. Completely and utterly pointless. The only way this could be justified is if it this is some kind of mega parody of the forums as a whole and how they've changed, and if that's the case then I salute the OP for being a sly, witty dog.
Honestly, can you just lock this please? Nothing will bring back the AoT forums, and Off Topic doesn't want your spam stuff.