Author Topic: you are a police officer  (Read 13784 times)

"i just happened to notice you have a shortage of kawaii tank girls in your life, i thought i might be able to help"

"w"
hes even more confused now

"you're breaking the damn law"

"also i couldnt help but notice that bulge you got there. im pretty sure thats illegal. you should come with me"

hes now not only confused but now slightly unsure about whether or not his cover is blown or something

"i just happened to notice you have a shortage of kawaii tank girls in your life, i thought i might be able to help"

"w"
hes even more confused now

"also i couldnt help but notice that bulge you got there. im pretty sure thats illegal. you should come with me"

hes now not only confused but now slightly unsure about whether or not his cover is blown or something
now is your chance, punch him in the face and take his bombs

now is your chance, punch him in the face and take his bombs
But then you Trip and the bombs scatter everywhere

you take out your phone and load up an image of a sherman tank girl. hes still standing there confused, but he patiently waits. guess he doesnt want to cause a scene if he can avoid it.

you give your phone with the picture on it to him "here take this tank girl, its on me"

as he looks at the phone, you suddenly catch him with a right hook to the face, and he goes down hard. you tear off his backpack while he's dazed, give him an extra kick to the head, and run.

you trip before you get very far, but it turns out to be a stroke of luck as a gunshot rings out from down the street and a bullet whizzes over your head. you quickly scramble for cover behind the police car and peek: its the bathroom dude at the far corner. he has a handgun out, but he ducks back into cover before you can fire back.

the bomb dude seems to be totally out of commission - serves him right, he didnt have any tank girls to protect him from direct assault

*Suddenly, The Tank Girl from your phone comes to defend you*

realize you've went insane then shoot yourself so you can get your stuff together






*Suddenly, The Tank Girl from your phone comes to defend you*
whats up with your tank girl special interest man