Author Topic: you are a police officer  (Read 13901 times)

throw a pipebomb below you and die

you pick up a pipe bomb. looks like the detonation mechanism is a phone or something, so you cant personally trigger one. its got a magnet on it too.

tom immediately backs off and yells "dude what the forget are you doing do you have a loving death wish or something jesus christ"

when you dont put down he continued "you probably should put that down carefully if you dont wanna die"

put it down, run away, shoot it

THROW IT HARD ON THE loving GROUND
forget TOM

throw it to Tom, and shout "hot potato"

you turn around and look at tom. he looks at you. you look at him.

you get up from crouching and he looks like he feels like something bad is gonna happen

you throw the pipe bomb at him as hard as possible. it weirdly weighted so you miss. it flies past him, skitters along the ground, and the magnet makes it stick to the car under the bumper

tom is looking at the car and he turns to ask you why the forget when he sees you holding a gun. before h can say anything you shoot the pipe bomb

your squad car goes up in a spectacular explosion, almost exactly like the one that killed you earlier. both you and tom are knocked on the ground by the force of it, and you lose ahold of your gun.

locate gun, shoot tom in the head while he's distracted


locate gun, shoot tom in the head while he's distracted
don't do this, arrest tom for the murder of bagel guy and queer guy

since you were farther from the explosion, you recover and get up before tom does. you see the burning husk of the car, and you figure you dont have much time to rig the scene so you can get away and marry your girlfriend.

you pick up your gun, and walk over to tom. as he groans, you shoot him in the head, then put the gun in the dead queer's hands

you also take out tom's gun, fire it once into the air, then put it in his hands. make it look like a shootout, since you cant marry your gf if you're in jail.



after a couple hours doing paperwork and stuff giving a full debriefing of how the queer man took your gun from you and shot tom when you approached him, you drive back home and make plans to propose to your gf. around noon all available police officers are called to handle a bank robbery with hostages, and later to handle an incident at the local nuclear power plant.

late in the evening, you suddenly get ushered out of your home by soldiers and doctors in thick lead suits.

apparently the nuclear power plant just outside of town suffered a meltdown and you and everyone else in the town has been exposed to lethal doses of radiation. the entire county had to be evacuated and apparently it was a terrorist attack.

you see on fake news network FNN that scientists were calling the incident 10 times worse than chernobyl. president trompf vows to avenge the casualties suffered, but you cant do much more than listen since your skin is falling off and you're vomiting every other hour.

you are hospitalized and unfortunately die of severe radiation poisoning after a few days.




Unfortunately instead of peace in heaven, you find yourself eating a cream cheese bagel sitting in your squad car. hm.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2017, 01:15:31 PM by Conan »

force feed the remains of your bagel to tom so he can experience how wonderful it is.

look for spiders to bring to the power plant
still do this
« Last Edit: July 19, 2017, 01:12:08 PM by Drydess »

i edited my post so you guys should reread it in case u missed the edits.

Kill the bomb guy, take the explosives for evidence, tell tom we need to get to the loving power plant right now, and see what happens.

forget tom. leave him there