you are a police officer

[armyman12313]

whats up with your tank girl special interest man

I have no loving idea.

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

(rng: tails)

you realize you've gone insane and commit Self Delete so you can try again

its time to be a kickass police officer who somehow does everything. unfortunately you still dont know whats going on in terms of the bank robbery or how the reactor is breached

[Drydess]

kick ass

[Nonnel]

take names

[Jefferson Block]

Kick gum and chew ass
Realize you're all out of ass

[Conan]

you take out a stick of gum and chew on it. always good to be readu forthese kinds of scenarios.

you step out of the car just before the bomberman passes, and you immediately tackle him, wrestle his hands behind his back and handcuff him before he can do anything. you prep your baton and then run down towards the street corner - as soon as the bathroom man shows up you bump into him, then beat his ass into the ground, disarm him, and handcuff him.

while dragging his sorry ass back to the car, you spot the bomb the bombguy attached to the bumper, and take it off and put it with the rest of the bombs in the backpack. you wake up tom and tell him you got two perps he should take to the station, and hand him the bag of bombs and the handguns you took.


well, now what. theres still a couple of hours till the bank heist starts, and a few more after that till the reports at the reactor come in

[Electrk.]

arrest conan

[Potatoh]

drive down to beach to look at hot women

[TheMrDoors]

arrest conan

[Drydess]

arrest conan

[Metalliku]

arrest conan

[Conan]

youd drive down to the beach if you actually had a car. tom drove away with the perps just a moment ago

you're not sure who this conan person is, so you start asking people names. turns out hes the bank security guard.

you're inside the bank right now, done talking to the manager about conan the security guard. hes standing inside at the door, watching everyone who comes in and stuff. turns out this bank is actually a pretty big branch cause they got like 5 security guards milling about around the elevators, conference rooms, cubicles, and elevators, and the building even has two floors and a massive entrance to the main vault area in the left room. no wonder its the target for a heist.

the name of the bank is first world bank, a pretty generic name for such a big bank. you feel like youve heard of this place before, but youve definitely never been inside before so you feel somewhat confused.

[Potatoh]

arrest conan you nerd

[Drydess]

ARREST

[Nonnel]

arrest conan. it's obviously an inside job.