About to turn 18, definitely going to buy a love slave, not sure what race to buy

[beachbum111111]

What race is the best for a cheap love slave? I don't want to get an Albanian because they are riddled with aids and I don't want a Czechoslovakian because I would get radiation poisoning. Wat do?

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[IdeTheBird]

[Nobot]

Caucasian or Asian preferably

[77x5ghost2]

nice meme

[beachbum111111]

Yeah that car thread is gay

[Stick Man]

Yeah that car thread is gay

Initial richard

[Blockomaniac]

Twi'lek

[Nonnel]

If you're going for cheap, you're not going to want caucasian. southeast asian or central african.

[beachbum111111]

southeast asian or central african.

Brown zipperheads?

Or central african.

Look man I'm fine with love slaves but besteality is where I draw the line

[HellHound]

Personally, I would purchase a korean. They are rather small, so travel fares are quite cheap. A good worth ethic and a decent price makes a Korean a good first buy for any prospective slave owner.

[beachbum111111]

Personally, I would purchase a korean. They are rather small, so travel fares are quite cheap. A good worth ethic and a decent price makes a Korean a good first buy for any prospective slave owner.

I guess the good part about asains is that they always sound like they are being raped whether the love is consensual or not. Won't draw as much suspicion

[cblock360]

Twi'lek

Twi'leks are nice.

[Krupp Lancaster]

I'm late to this but you might be surprised at my suggestion: Filipinos.

They will remain loyal, it's legal to drug them to get them to behave, and with enough trust they will actively fight for you. I've had three Filipino love slaves in my time and with proper training I managed to turn them into the best pit fighters I've ever had, the love after they crush an opponent's skull was nothing short of fantastic. However I don't suggest putting them in animal bloodsport leagues, pitbulls are dangerous no matter how well you train your Filipino.

[Trogtor]

you still owe me five slaves and you want to go buy a new one? i dont think so

[Nicepoint]

Asari