THE BELT -- ARE YOU loving HAPPY EDD?

[Kidalex90]

THE belt

"you done forgeted up, stewie! YOU DONE forgetED UP!"

a must have for any father, the belt is used to tighten pants and beat satan, demons, and sin out of children and housewives alike

stats:

very small range

used to beat kids

used to beat housewives

used to beat unruly stuffheads that fake 28 individual mental disorders all at the same time just for sympathy and tumblr street cred

used to beat unruly dykes that draw stuffty furry research and act like narcissistic children when someone says one bad thing about their art

also known as the creationism corner discord

used to beat Stewie Griffin^TM

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[Ad Bot]

[Not an alt]

how much damage does it reflect upon the child tho? and will we get a whip next?

[Kidalex90]

how much damage does it reflect upon the child tho? and will we get a whip next?

its an instakill

[Kyuande]

lol

[Conan]

its an instakill

dooms the child to an early death by school shooting edginess

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

Can you make one that bans people?

[The Resonte!]

can you make one to keep my pants up?

[Edd Eddington]

im happy

[datiel12]

oh forget yeah boyyyyyy im gonna whoop some peopel

[SWAT One]

Rename to "The Daddy"?

[lord techno]

BIG DADDY!

[Squib]

*epic

[Chris72003]

[Kidalex90]

i updated it
the range should be longer

[NotBomberguy]

also known as the creationism corner discord

this is correct