THE belt
"you done forgeted up, stewie! YOU DONE forgetED UP!"
a must have for any father, the belt is used to tighten pants and beat satan, demons, and sin out of children and housewives alike
stats:
very small range
used to beat kids
used to beat housewives
used to beat unruly stuffheads that fake 28 individual mental disorders all at the same time just for sympathy and tumblr street cred
used to beat unruly dykes that draw stuffty furry research and act like narcissistic children when someone says one bad thing about their art
also known as the creationism corner discord
used to beat Stewie GriffinTM