Author Topic: Blockland Clinic: Doctor, I think I need a cure for this pain  (Read 2311 times)

have you tried sucking my richard

I suggest drinking alcohol, mostly beer. Lots and lots of beer.

duct-tape your ex's mouth shut so she can't dump you again

blood tight?
incest is wincest!!

sounds like you have a heart problem ;-;

have you tried defragging your hard-drive yet

I suggest drinking alcohol, mostly beer. Lots and lots of beer.
I did try that. I burnt half my bank account, destroyed my liver and ruined a bunch of pot plants on the way home.


I suggest you get yourself a prostitute. I've written you a prescription here for 2 doses daily. Toothless Betty behind Walmart will honor this for a free gumjob.

bro bitches gonna break your heart day in and day out til you find yourself a real one. feel bad for a couple days, stalk her insta a lil, then realize there's hoes out there with fatter asses that give meaner head than she did. you control your own happiness, know your worth king

but actually focus on a hobby or activity you enjoy super hard

are you on your period

are you on your period
if you're not I would suggest forcing yourself to be on your period

although keep it out of your colon. for that matter just stay away from any other punctuation

but actually focus on a hobby or activity you enjoy super hard
I don't have the cash to purchase ingredients for cooking and I sold off my guitar a long time ago.