I'm in the same boat. I have yet to find something that tastes good. I usually just down a few shots of vodka and grin and bear it; it kicks in pretty quickly. It tastes awful but I don't drink it for the flavor lol
Get a gallon jug of water, pour out the water, dump a bottle of cheap burnetts vodka in, fill the rest of the bottle with water, then add an apropriate flavor of miilo or gatorade powder. Then put the top on and shake it up.
stuffs really good and a surefire way to get drunk