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Just post game reviews that you made here, example:

Burnout Paradise: 7/10

Quite nice game, I was a little dissapointed about the lack of 1080p, but that doesn't matter, the online is VERY nice, but what I HATE is that when I entered online from an event to quit it, it tells me if I stop for a while it will exit the event for me, I've been sitting here for 5 minutes now, I'm still in this loving race, and the crashes may look good, but, there are too many! A random car was on a shortcut last time I tried this, and the only good car I have is speed class, that boost isn't for speed people AT ALL. This game is great online, but the road to getting a good car for it, is in rush hour, and very short, but you crash Burnout style and it's like you're in a wanted man or whatever, after three crashes, you're done. Still I recommend it, and recommend EA releasing a patch.

Portal

8/10

Winnage game, 2 points off for length of game and difficulty.

blockland
10/10
lovey

blockland
0/10
Too lovey

Portal

0/10
 
+10 Cake

-10 The cake is a lie.

CS:S
- game itself 9/10
- as a whole [Community + mods, etc] 6/10

TF2
- 10/10 for both fields

Doom 3
- 3/10
Storyline is decent, the rest sucks

God of War (PSP)
- 9/10
Could have more umph to it


X3: Reunion: 6.5/10 (with the Xtended mod, 9/10)

A single player sandbox-style space fighter game, offering a multitude of possible things to do. You, the player, can pilot numerous different types of ships ranging from fighters, to freighters, to larger battleships. An AI system also allows you to command other ships that are under your control, and eventually build entire fleets of ships. Of course, you can also build fleets of merchant ships to ferry goods throughout the universe while you undertake other tasks, like hunting down pirates or undertaking pirate actions yourself.

Graphically, the game is nice. The ships themselves look sweet, and the miscellaneous space battles you get into, from small encounters to epic fleet battles, are mind blowing.

Game play-wise, this is one of those games where you need to save often, just in case one of your AI controlled ships magically "disappear" in an asteroid belt leaving a stream of cargo and debris, or ram into a group of pirates. The game is also a bit buggy and problematic, one of those games only completely supported by the same kind of computer the designers used to make it. Mac users, don't even bother trying to get this thing to work for you.

This is also one of those games where you actually DO need to read the manual. The in-game tutorial is rather incomplete, and leaves you pretty much confused. It is possible to explore the game without reading the entire manual, that's very possible. But, it's a good idea to download it nonetheless and keep it handy, in case you need to clarify some things.

But, once you do get the hang of the game and get into the habit of saving often it can be ridiculously fun. The battles in this game are easily epic, even the small dogfights you get into. Another cool thing is the fact that you can buy and build your own stations, and link them together to make Complexes. Building your own empire in space is one of the game's finest points.

Story wise, not particularly the best story in the world. Better to just stick to pirating and conquering the galaxy.

In-game stuff.

There are several factions, including the 5 main "allied" factions in which one is human and the four others are alien. Of course there's the main pirate faction as well, they only fly fighters and become minimal threat as soon as you get into a decent ship. SPOILERS Then you have the freakier Xenon which are, long story short, AI controlled ships that went berserk and now want to destroy all the worlds or some ice cream (enemies by default), and the new Kha'ak which are a hive-like alien race with fancy lasers and purple pyramid ships (definitely enemies by default). There is also the Terran faction, which hate you for some reason, and the Sohnen, a mysterious god-like race of aliens which also hate you. END SPOILERS

Each of the factions (excluding the pirates) have a light, medium and heavy fighter, a small corvette, small transporter and king size freighter, battleship and carrier specific to their race. A current problem is the jump from corvette to carrier/battleship (with battleships costing at least 10 times more then the corvette, and the corvette is already expensive). This seems to leave a gap in the middle (this is fixed with the Xtended mod, which fills the gap with the Frigate class ships, the improved corvette and Specialty ships).

All in all the game seems and feels like the classic "Tie Fighter" and "X-Wing" star wars games, only on steroids. It's just a shame that the game felt somehow incomplete, luckily the community provided a mod to fill in all the gaps and turn the game around (the xtended mod, which added something like 80 ships and new interresting storylines).
« Last Edit: March 08, 2008, 12:25:28 AM by Muffinmix »

Tom

Tetris

8/10

Very addicting.

Garry's Mod
10/10

Pure win.
-1 for lag.
+1 for Portal cake.

The Ship
10/10

Set on boats. Rad.

Killing with random objects. Rad.

Set on boats. Cul.

Half Life 2: Episode 2

8/10

Pros:
-Great game play
-Climatic story line
-Graphics: 9/10

Cons:
-only around 6 hours of game play
-NO MORE SEE SAW PUZZLES!


I'd write a Crysis review, but I know two people who would yell at me :(

Zombie Panic: Source.

A brilliant mod, flawed at times, but brilliant nonetheless.

plus points:

• Decent visuals, pleasing on the eye.

• Brilliant teamwork gameplay

• It can get really scary at times.

• Most of the people who play it are (usually :3) mature and 15+

neg points:

• If you have a ping higher than 100, you'll start to clip through physics objects slightly.

• There's a small selection of weapons, and anything that isn't a pistol or melee is extremely overpowered.

• As with any multiplayer game, there's always 6 year old kids with microphones.

My verdict?

x/10

Crysis

Can't give you much, since I've only played the demo, on 2 different (one good, one crap) PCs.

Plus points:

• Very nice graphics and physics

• Unique "suit powers" system thingy

• Realtime weapon upgrades and modifications

• Runs alrightish on crappy pc's at lowest detail

Neg points:

• Enemies take about 50 shots to kill even at point blank range.

• Ammo for the SCAR is pretty scarce (in the demo(?))

• My teammates weren't much help. :(

• EXTREMELY abrupt ending to the demo, you see a cutscene, then it goes black and you hear stuff, then you're booted to the menu, without a clue what just happened.

I give it:

8/10, since it's a decent game, but it's still lacking in some areas.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2008, 01:13:33 AM by stevey1000 »

Crysis

Can't give you much, since I've only played the demo, on 2 different (one good, one crap) PCs.

Plus points:

• Very nice graphics and physics  Yes.  Some of the best out there today.

• Unique "suit powers" system thingy.   Yes.  The many ways you can play the game with the different modes is really fun.  You can throw crap at enemies, pick them up, run around them to confuse them, jump over them to confuse them, sneak around them to "give them a wedgie", etc.  Also, in the 1.2 patch that came out a few days ago, you can actually knock enemies down by using speed mode and running at them.

• Realtime weapon upgrades and modifications.  Yes.  Good stuff.

• Runs alrightish on crappy pc's at lowest detail.  Not really.  Playing a FPS at 39/fps or less = hard and boring.

Neg points:

• Enemies take about 50 shots to kill even at point blank range.  Damage has been modified on patch 1.2 making it so you do more damage, and enemies do less.

• Ammo for the SCAR is pretty scarce (in the demo(?))  Ammo for the SCAR is only dropped by your team mates when they die in the cut scenes.  The later levels have ammo boxes for you to pick up from weapon stashes.

• My teammates weren't much help. :(  They don't really do much in the first level.

• EXTREMELY abrupt ending to the demo, you see a cutscene, then it goes black and you hear stuff, then you're booted to the menu, without a clue what just happened.  What'd you expect from a demo?  You have many clues at to what happened.  You were attacked by an alien thing as far as you can tell, and then your team mates are getting picked off.  You then chase it to a cliff where you are looking down on the creature.  I guess you could say it ends pretty bad, but I got the idea of what was going to happen next.

I give it:

8/10, since it's a decent game, but it's still lacking in some areas.

I'm still gonna buy it.