Name: WEDGE THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
Race: HALF-ORC
Class: DOOMBRINGER
Clothes: NONE
Weapon: WEDGE THE DESTROYER OF WORLD'S DUAL LASER SWORDS OF ASS KICKING AND MIRACLES +20. A laser sword forged by a long dead race of space faring aardvarks, this sword kicks people's ass. When not in combat, it lets you walk on water and bring people back from the dead. This sword can only be held by Wedge, if anyone else touches it, it kicks them in the face with PURE ENERGY.
Secondary weapon: SLING OF VIRILITY- an ancient artifact that generates infinite ATOMIC BULLETS OF WORLD RUINING RADIATION. Roll 15 d20s. Yeah, that's how much damage it does. Leaves ground irradiated for 12 turns in a 30 foot radius, which does 20 points of damage per second.