jump off a bridge
or... you know... "hang out" with me
this is honestly the dumbest thing i've ever seen. adults behaving like petulant children
reminds me of this incident that happened at my workplace three months ago where this middle-aged new yorker dude came in wanting a chicken pot pie but we didn't have any, and he went into a rage-fit and was yelling at everyone and demanded to see the manager, then yelled at the manager and stormed out of the store
he threw a tantrum over a chicken pot pie... if i did that i'd feel so embarrassed afterwards