Imagine being enough of a brainlet to find dumb sea roaches "cute". Sea life is certainly interesting, but if you only like it because "OwO Cute Sea Bugz" you need to get loving laid.
Consider the following marine arthropod:
This is the horseshoe crab, and it has existed for over 450 million years. It is an OG marine arthropod. It has a bad ass battleshell that can literally stop sniper bullets and nuclear bombs. On the other hand, I could probably kill an isopod by saying mean words to it.
The horseshoe crab has like 5 billion eyes and can
see with it's tail. That's badass. The isopod only has like 2 eyes, and is probably blind as forget.
The horseshoe crab has epic blue blood that can literally cure cancer, and is a huge benefit to society and medicine. The best part? The horseshoe crab doesn't expect stuff in return, we don't have to pay for it, they're just cool bros who are willing to help. Isopod blood? Doesn't even taste good. On top of that, they do nothing for sea society. Some Isopods are so loving lazy they literally just sit in the mouths of other hardworking fish and just eat their food.
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