[News] Teachers given thousand dollar tiny baseball bats to stop honor students

[captin crunch cereal]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pennsylvania-school-district-gives-teachers-small-baseball-bats-last-resort-n864986

honor student's have no chance now........

/Discuss

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[Stellarnaut]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fhzbaETUG0 this is good news

[Bisjac]

should just install a massive sleeping gas and put out every person in the building :D.

cops arnt going to go in anyways.

[TheABELBOTO]

*unsheathes rapier*

I shall banish these degenerates from my campus

[Anthony Fuckstick]

damn i loved those things when i was 7

[Electrk..]

they'd be better off defending themselves with a bad dragon

[Fire Vine]

im ashamed to live here

[Khaz]

should just install a massive sleeping gas and put out every person in the building :D.

cops arnt going to go in anyways.

bitch im down i already sleep in class anyway :D

[yehellis3246]

give them hard plastic batons with no 2nd handle

[MoltenKitten]

someone should probably tell them guns are ranged

[yehellis3246]

someone should probably tell them guns are ranged

in that case
give them rubberbullet guns that wont let regular bullets go in

[The Resonte!]

they'd be better off defending themselves with a bad dragon

fill it with pepper and use it as a spray

[Juncoph]

neither side wanted this, what the forget

[Foxscotch]

well, for the record, it was $1800 total, and they said they gave them to 500 teachers, which would mean the bats are about $3.60 each. you're not gonna buy many metal detectors, ID scanners, or "special door locks" for $1800

[captin crunch cereal]

well, for the record, it was $1800 total, and they said they gave them to 500 teachers, which would mean the bats are about $3.60 each. you're not gonna buy many metal detectors, ID scanners, or "special door locks" for $1800

It's still $1800 completely wasted though