Welcome to CalArts.
Known as California Institute of the Arts, we are here to formerly teach the elements of art, such as unity, color, lines, yadda yadda. That's quite boring and tedious now; instead, we are going to aim for a new modern and revolutionary type of design that especially focuses on the cartoon dynamic; our own official CalARTS style of the elements of fine arts. Here, we may teach you a wide range of things that could spark opportunities on top of financial success! CalArts aims to be the rebellious type of art that the many colorless, unoriginal, and simply tacky cartoons in this type of style not only struggle to achieve, but fail to touch. The classic Teen Titans is a giant example of what we consider to be previously. That is tacky and bland.
We at CalArts with this style of surrealistic cartoons will revolutionize the idea of a "cartoon" with a branch of methods and formulas to provide a proper, solid cartoon. We will start with the basics: the colors. You know your primary colors, the reds and blues, and mostly the greens. Okay, brighten those colors, bonus points if it's rainbow! And you're already off to a good start. Next, the lines. Lines don't always need weight, and always make it round, as we are insecure with the same line depth as the girth of our male genitalia. Oops, said too much. Okay, always make it dynamic with the structurism of the abstract method; anatomy doesn't matter, you're distorting here! Go ahead and give them extra fingers. Stubbiness is the KEY here! And make sure it's simple. Anything that's past tint and shade is too scary and and it hurts our eyes from all the soy we drink.
And the methods go on with the CalArts style of cartoonism. Remember kids, it's always about simplicity. We're not here to learn; we are here to change. The entire point of this method is to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment over artists and subjects regarding distorted styles and mainly anime and cartoons.
Go artists!
