Guys a reliable source told me that a group of creepphilic low income liberal southerners with boner trains colluded with the USSSR and North Korea to turn the American Pig Frog homoloveual with advanced nuclear radiation targeted towards the snake, slowly killing off the population of frogs to destabilize our ecosystem to eventually cause extinction to the supreme race of American Leaders and Annoying Orange Followers while selling children to Bill Gates.
I learned this through the wisdom of our beloved tinfoil-caped Lord Tony.
OT: /support, stop being dismissive and go outside