Author Topic: Youtube Megathread | Youtube is on a Downward Spiral (Read 12779 times)

Master Matthew� · June 03, 2018, 08:58:27 AM

Youtube Megathread | Youtube is on a Downward Spiral

Chapter Selection

Pre-ramble

Golden Subscription Era:
Chapter I: Rags to Riches
Chapter II: Exceptional People Could Excel
Chapter III: Curiosity & Discovery
Chapter IV: Animation Excellence
Chapter V: Personal Personalities
Chapter VI: Creativity & Originality
Chapter VII: The ULTIMATE Television Alternative

Downward Spiral Era:
Chapter I: Rags to Rags
Chapter II: Exceptional People are Ignored
Chapter III: Constraints & Delivery
Chapter IV: Animation Extinction
Chapter V: Corporate Corporations
Chapter VI: Cloning & Oversaturation
Chapter VII: The ULTIMATE Television COPYCAT

Description: It's funny to me that my fanboys are bending over backwards to give me everything I've ever wanted, when all I've ever wanted is this little microphone. See, this, this is power. This voice is power. In anybody else's hands, this is just a microphone, in my hands, it's a pipe bomb.

Music used:
Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack - The Art of War
Tomoyasu Hotei - Battle Without Honor or Humanity
Emerson Lake & Palmer - Karn Evil 9 (1st Impression pt. 1)
Dust Devil - D-Code (Adult Swim Theme)
TMNT 4 (SNES) Music - Big Apple, 3 A.M.
Genesis - Dancing with the Moonlit Knight
Edgar Winter Group - Frankenstein (8 bit cover)
Smooth McGroove - Dire Dire Docks Acapella
Cave Story Theme
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Instrumental)
Jeff Lorber - Tune 88
Lemon Jelly - Homage to Patagonia
Emerson Lake & Palmer - Tarkus
Gorillaz - Double Bass
GlitchxCity - Hoenn Elite 4 Remix
Led Zeppelin - Achilles Last Stand (Instrumental)
Pink Floyd - Shine on You Crazy Diamond (Part IX)
Centz - The London Underground

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Drydess · June 03, 2018, 09:00:40 AM

jesus christ dude im not watching two hours of youtube videos about something you've been complaining about for years. give an adequate description if you want people to care and criticize

Mr Queeba · June 03, 2018, 09:01:38 AM

the master matthew drinking game: one drink for every time he complains about youtube

Master Matthew� · June 03, 2018, 09:02:13 AM

Quote from: Drydess on June 03, 2018, 09:00:40 AM

jesus christ dude im not watching two hours of youtube videos about something you've been complaining about for years. give an adequate description if you want people to care and criticize

This post is loving funny, because EmpLemon points out, in this very video, that the average Attention Span of most people is shorter than a loving fly's.

cooolguy32 · June 03, 2018, 09:02:46 AM

Quote from: Drydess on June 03, 2018, 09:00:40 AM

jesus christ dude im not watching two hours of youtube videos about something you've been complaining about for years. give an adequate description if you want people to care and criticize

it's actually just links to specific timestamps of one video that is like 40 something minutes.

Drydess · June 03, 2018, 09:05:36 AM

still a 40 minute video with a cryptic description about something we've heard time and time again

Quote from: Master Matthew� on June 03, 2018, 09:02:13 AM

This post is loving funny, because EmpLemon points out, in this very video, that the average Attention Span of most people is shorter than a loving fly's.

damn dude. im so touched by your new bible
you and youtube is such a boy cry wolf syndrome that it's just you saying the exact same thing over and over and over and over again, so pardon me if i don't have the attention span to tolerate your bullstuff

Figure · June 03, 2018, 09:11:11 AM

Master Matthew� · June 03, 2018, 09:14:22 AM

Quote from: Drydess on June 03, 2018, 09:05:36 AM

still a 40 minute video with a cryptic description about something we've heard time and time again damn dude.

Cryptic my ass, he explains it in great detail, just because you can't spend more than 8 minutes on a single video, doesn't invalidate his points.

Quote from: Drydess on June 03, 2018, 09:05:36 AM

im so touched by your new bible
you and youtube is such a boy cry wolf syndrome that it's just you saying the exact same thing over and over and over and over again, so pardon me if i don't have the attention span to tolerate your bullstuff

Lol, okay DryDress

Nigel The Protagonist · June 03, 2018, 09:17:48 AM

Quote from: Mr Queeba on June 03, 2018, 09:01:38 AM

the master matthew drinking game: one drink for every time he complains about youtube

hurhhh....*blacks out*

eholt · June 03, 2018, 09:21:56 AM

Why do people love to look at old youtube in rose tinted glasses, sucked back then and it sucks now

Frankie� · June 03, 2018, 09:34:31 AM

i dont know whats sadder
the potential that matthew didnt watch 2 hours worth of videos complaining about youtube and he's spreading them, or that he did actually watch them

IkeTheGeneric · June 03, 2018, 09:40:46 AM

Didn't you post this video before?

Mr Queeba · June 03, 2018, 09:45:16 AM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on June 03, 2018, 09:40:46 AM

Didn't you post this video before?

https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=318865.0
yep, he did, and just last month, too

joe411 · June 03, 2018, 09:50:08 AM

I like emplemon too, but man, you need to chill.

SWAT One · June 03, 2018, 09:52:22 AM

Quote from: Mr Queeba on June 03, 2018, 09:01:38 AM

the master matthew drinking game: one drink for every time he complains about youtube

I'm not looking for an excuse to become an alcoholic.