Author Topic: UK families forced to remove inflatable pools so "burglars don't drown" (Read 1650 times)

Master Matthew� · July 21, 2018, 08:31:34 PM

Yeah, wouldn't want the robbers to drown, or they could sue you for negligence.

Also what do they put in their crumpets and tea over there?

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YouKnowWhoAgain · July 21, 2018, 09:58:09 PM

The US Should've just taken over the UK while we had a chance.

thegoodperry · July 21, 2018, 09:59:39 PM

When did we ever have a chance

Drydess · July 21, 2018, 10:37:40 PM

Quote from: Soviet Narwhal on July 21, 2018, 04:45:55 PM

sorry but if someones breaking into my house to steal my rare pink carrot collection i want them to drown

drown in richard

The Resonte! · July 21, 2018, 10:47:39 PM

i fill my backyards with barbed wire

hmm what if the uk families put in a sign all around their backyard to warn people that theres a pool inside
problem solved

King T�ny · July 21, 2018, 10:49:11 PM

If you drown in an inflatable kiddy pool then there is forces of higher power at work called natural selection.

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · July 21, 2018, 10:59:32 PM

I propose a better idea: A global ban on lethal weapons. Let people rig their castles with inflatable pools, fields of thumbtacks, etc.
p.s. if you come to my house be careful on the third step

Planr · July 21, 2018, 11:22:37 PM

socialism at work doing what it does best - look out for "the greater good" and "equality" at the expense of making the lives of individuals miserable.

Mr.No�ody · July 21, 2018, 11:23:16 PM

Quote from: King T�ny on July 21, 2018, 10:49:11 PM

If you drown in an inflatable kiddy pool then there is forces of higher power at work called natural selection.

Are you sure this isn't the work of the refugees?

King T�ny · July 22, 2018, 01:35:23 AM

Quote from: Mr.No�ody on July 21, 2018, 11:23:16 PM

Are you sure this isn't the work of the refugees?

The refugees will be the ones drowning in the pool.

Wouldn't be surprised they are forced to remove the pool to save refugees.

ChappersTeddy · July 22, 2018, 03:51:29 AM

I loving hate inflatable pools. I remember my neighbours owned one and I was like 4 or 5. without even mentioning that as soon as we decided to use it the weather went loving cold, the pool became filled up with insects and you couldn't use it because it was full of insect stuff. so to this I say, thank you to the landlords for this, no longer will the proletariat suffer at the hands of paddling pools

Peebs · July 22, 2018, 01:32:28 PM

why so specific, why only inflatable pools, is it a ground inflatable pool? if its not how the forget are they gonna get in it?
why only burglars, why the uk?

gameboy19 · July 22, 2018, 02:30:09 PM

The eternal Anglo Strikes again

Shift Kitty · July 22, 2018, 03:03:07 PM

Quote from: Peebs on July 22, 2018, 01:32:28 PM

why so specific, why only inflatable pools, is it a ground inflatable pool? if its not how the forget are they gonna get in it?
why only burglars, why the uk?

You'd think inflatable pools would be more safe than in-ground pools. You can't accidentally fall into an inflatable pool, unless it's only like knee/hip deep. If you drown in that then... natural selection at it's finest.