Author Topic: 1000 ways to die  (Read 1095 times)




78.) buy one (or two, three, etc) too many blockland keys
79.) register all those keys you bought from 78 into blf accounts
(don't try those at home kids, I'm sure as hell I won't)

80. start a chainsaw with the dangerous end held in between your legs.
81. forget a monkey and cause the outbreak of AIDS
82. take a nap on the train tracks
83. snap a rubber band at a bulls testicles


85: have love so much u die in real life



87. forget with the kids in the trench coats

88. dont give voiceover pete you credit card info


72. Eat all of the sugar in the jar and lie to papa.

72. Eat all of the sugar in the jar and lie to papa.

90. Improperly order items a list

91. Have a terrible dyslexic like miss reading mistake