geese thread

[Rigel]

What should I do if an angry goose starts approaching me?

Should I mock it and ignore its pitiful attempts to harm me? Or should I pick up that feathered forget by the neck and throw him like the inferior life-form he is?

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[von]

What should I do if an angry goose starts approaching me?

Should I mock it and ignore its pitiful attempts to harm me? Or should I pick up that feathered forget by the neck and throw him like the inferior life-form he is?

i usually just let them try and bite me. it really doesn't hurt that much more than a light pinch. it's also fun because then you can pet it when it gets that close, with varying reactions. though, the majority of times they usually just mind their own business and honk at each other. geese are such goofy goobers

[Blockomaniac]

geese are such goofy goobers

what a silly goose

[Sheepocalypse]

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[Dr.Block]

So like, the way I understand it is, those dark colored guys are geeses. One of them is a geese, multiple are geeses. But them cartoony white guys, that's a goose. Multiple of them are gooses. I think that's how it works.

[Clear Glass]

ok so hear me out. i have a plan.

i wanna find a goose and I want to give it grey goose. in essence; get the goose, drunk on da goose.

[Sheepocalypse]

The best vodka because of the best bird

[Clear Glass]

The best vodka because of the best bird

correct. i must give a goose the nectar of his people