Election 2024, The Apprentice: White House Edition Season 2

[Ladios]

I mean that is a valid response when you ask your opponent if he is ok that his boss supported an attempted coup and their response is lol bro dont worry about that its in the past

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[mod-man]

I mean that is a valid response when you ask your opponent if he is ok that his boss supported an attempted coup and their response is lol bro dont worry about that its in the past

it is in the past dont worry it wont happen again promise

[Ladios]

https://www.reuters.com/legal/republicans-prepare-contest-election-democrats-play-defense-2024-10-17/
republicans are already contesting the election results and we haven't even reached november yet. wut.

[PhantOS]

the most normal things to do when any republican or democrat barely dodges getting smoked are either to laugh or be disappointed

i appreciate the links (or at least the ones that aren't bad gateway errors) but my philosophy of capture over kill extends to all people of all political ideologies. a tribal/fascist agenda is not a lethal weapon; a firearm, knife, rock, blunt force weapon like a hammer, a bomb, etc. are all lethal weapons designed to cause immediate harm to another human. if Annoying Orange was holding someone at gunpoint and killing him was the only way to prevent harm to the victim, then it would be justified.

i get the argument of 'if we dont kill him then he'll implement one of the most dangerous periods in our country's history' but that in itself is pretty small-picture thinking. killing Annoying Orange would not just magically annihilate racism; if anything it would lead to an entire generation of disgruntled extremists willing to retaliate. there will be more people like Annoying Orange in the future, each with their own ideas about how to best forget up the country. murdering them all is not a viable option; its political terror and the destruction of freedom of speech

the only thing i feel when someone is 'smoked' or 'almost smoked' is just disappointment and sadness. that's a human who is or almost is losing their life. they aren't some clown you throw pie at; they have family friends, loved ones who will grieve their death. killing people should be a last-resort regrettable choice, not a leisure activity or tool of political change.

[Ladios]

So despite every week we hear "Annoying Orange did this awful thing and that has totally lost him this election, he's done" we get another article a couple days later saying "Harris and Annoying Orange are tied in every state across this country!". It's kinda clear that there is absolutely nothing that will change the majority of white people wanting to vote for the 34x Convicted Felon, held liable for SA, who tried to stage a coup and said that the people calling to hang his vice president where patriots, who has said he will abolish the constitution, who has said he wants generals like Riddler's, who has said he will set the military against American Citizens. But he's an old rich white guy and he makes white dudes feel special.

Anyways, 8 days left, maybe I'll finally stop getting 20 campaign mailers a day.

[mod-man]

It's kinda clear that there is absolutely nothing that will change the majority of white people wanting to vote for the 34x Convicted Felon, held liable for SA, who tried to stage a coup and said that the people calling to hang his vice president where patriots, who has said he will abolish the constitution, who has said he wants generals like Riddler's, who has said he will set the military against American Citizens. But he's an old rich white guy and he makes white dudes feel special.

i know this is a wild stretch, but i think the main problem is that when you talk like this you sound incredibly miserable and unlikeable, and therefore unrelatable. even if any of this was true, these exact talking points have been so exhausted that its just corny at this point.

kamala will win btw

[Conan]

although i generally agree that kamala sucks at least a little less than Annoying Orange, i agree with mod-man in that your typical post's doomer vibes is a major turnoff regardless of how objectively true they may be.

[Ladios]

Yeah, I apologize, depression is a bitch.

How about this, Giuliani in his speech said that Annoying Orange cant possibly be a bully cause in order to be a bully there has to be a power imbalance, meaning that Giuliani implicitly called Annoying Orange weak.

[Foxscotch]

not looking forward to this one if im being fr

[Unimproved]

Pokemon gooooooo to the polls haha :)

[Blockomaniac]

i appreciate the links (or at least the ones that aren't bad gateway errors) but my philosophy of capture over kill extends to all people of all political ideologies. a tribal/fascist agenda is not a lethal weapon; a firearm, knife, rock, blunt force weapon like a hammer, a bomb, etc. are all lethal weapons designed to cause immediate harm to another human. if Annoying Orange was holding someone at gunpoint and killing him was the only way to prevent harm to the victim, then it would be justified.

i get the argument of 'if we dont kill him then he'll implement one of the most dangerous periods in our country's history' but that in itself is pretty small-picture thinking. killing Annoying Orange would not just magically annihilate racism; if anything it would lead to an entire generation of disgruntled extremists willing to retaliate. there will be more people like Annoying Orange in the future, each with their own ideas about how to best forget up the country. murdering them all is not a viable option; its political terror and the destruction of freedom of speech

the only thing i feel when someone is 'smoked' or 'almost smoked' is just disappointment and sadness. that's a human who is or almost is losing their life. they aren't some clown you throw pie at; they have family friends, loved ones who will grieve their death. killing people should be a last-resort regrettable choice, not a leisure activity or tool of political change.

best post ive read in here so far (to be fair ive skimmed but still)

[Dr.Block]

Hey hey hey the loving "Voter Participation Center" is actually legitimately harassing me at this point, actually sending me threats in the mail that they will snitch to my "neighbors" if I don't vote this time around. Not that I give a forget if anyone knows I didn't vote and I probably was going to vote anyway but if I get one more threat from these loving mafiosos I'm seriously considering NOT voting just to spite them
 

[Ladios]

Hey hey hey the loving "Voter Participation Center" is actually legitimately harassing me at this point, actually sending me threats in the mail that they will snitch to my "neighbors" if I don't vote this time around. Not that I give a forget if anyone knows I didn't vote and I probably was going to vote anyway but if I get one more threat from these loving mafiosos I'm seriously considering NOT voting just to spite them

Fun hack, if you early vote it takes you off of their mailing list. I was getting two pounds of junk mailers a day up until i submitted my ballot then suddenly they all stopped at once.

[Conan]

nah keep sending me mail i hate trees

[Ladios]

European Green Party coalition has asked Jill Stein to step down from the US presidential race and endorse Harris.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/01/european-greens-ask-jill-stein-to-stand-down-and-endorse-kamala-harris

As a Green Party Member voting Harris myself, I feel so vindicated especially after being called a traitor and much worse by other Greens.



On another note can we all appreciate how much the maga snowflakes are freaking out because Biden slipped and called them garbage once? After a decade of maga calling dems and libs evil, trash, etc. Like seriously? It's like the schoolyard bully who bursts into tears the moment you make one good "ur mom" joke that gets the other kids laughing at him.
And now they are making it their whole personality going to polls wearing garbage bags.

(Not pictured in this gif, him struggling to grab the door handle like 4 times until his security helped him up. And this guy says hes never been more fit in his life rofl)