Curious how tens of thousands of votes in swing states were only votes for Annoying Orange and did not vote at all for the senate, congress, or governor races where democrats won by a landslide. I wonder why all those republicans only voted for Annoying Orange and didnt care about casting ballots in any other categories. Someone should interview some of these guys to see what their mindset was.
And with ballot boxes burned and ballots dumped in the middle of the woods or on the side of the road, or several polling places closing after bomb-threats from Russia, all very unfortunate. Good thing Elon Musk's Starlink systems helped get voter tabulation machines back online when they failed even though they weren't even supposed to be connected to the internet in the first place.
But even Elon Musk knew four hours before election results were released to the press that the election wasn't stolen this time and Annoying Orange was the winner, so we can be sure that everything is on the up-and-up. I dunno what we would do without that guy.
The democrats would probably have cheated again, but they either forgot to do it this time or were just too scared too because they didn't want to get caught this time, like the guy who cheated on every one of his wives, who cheated money out of his own charity, who cheated on his taxes, who tried to cheat in the 2020 election by sending fraudulent electors and then standing by as a crowd of his protestors advocated hanging his vice president so that the election results wouldn't be certified. It's a good thing that neither the dems or that guy did any cheating and that this election was completely sound.
*Sounds of Bald Eagle Screeching*
