The White House Hunger Games: Shooter at Corespondents dinner

[bloody jumper]

A vote for me is a vote for actually getting stuff done. As your mayor I promise to only select the finest of cheeses and wines for your birthday party.

Only because Ravenna, OH is still national news for at least one more week.

can i have a free pony

[Ad Bot]

[Swholli]

can i have a free pony

Best I can do is a subsidized loan for a pony of average height.

[Ladios]

Annoying Orange's Labor Secretary, Lori Chavez-Deremer has left the oval office

Following several investigations into misconduct, the secretary of labor, who has reportedly kept liquor in her office, had an affair with a member of her security staff, and used government resources for private travel, has decided to step down.

Honestly I'm surprised that it wasn't Kash Patel, given he too has been repeatedly hammered at work, and one time his staff had to ask for a battering ram to get into his room after he had locked himself in during a drinking episode, and has been so paranoid he was going to be fired he lost his stuff when he couldn't log into a computer, thinking he had been dismissed from his office.


After Eric Swalwell was booed out of the race for California Governor, and left congress in disgrace, the field has been narrowed down as several other democrat candidates leave the field.
The top three democratic contenders for the gubernatorial primary are Steyer, Porter, and Becerra. The last, previously trailing at about 4% has recieved and outpouring of support from centrist liberals after their previous posterchild, Swalwell, turned out to be a rapist and creep. Meanwhile on the republican side, instead of 12 candidates, they are down to two, Hilton and Bianco, which together are polling at 17-24% which currently puts them at the lead. Because California is loving stupid in how we handle elections, the top two candidates regardless of party will proceed to the general election and unless democrats can get their stuff together, and the 9 other dems each holding only 2-5% of projected votes, leave in the next 3 weeks, we may very well see the state have only two republican candidates come November.



The debate is tonight to see who is in the running to lead/ruin the 4th largest economy in the world.

Well that was a stuffshow, just about everyone on that stage came out looking worse but holy stuff the republicans were just insane. "How will you solve the homeless crCIA?" "Lets just stop helping homeless people and lock them up for drug use instead" "Lets start logging the redwood forests and use the wood build more suburbs"
holy stuff

[Ladios]

US soldier in Venezuelan operation to detain Maduro, placed a $400k bet on polymarket that they were about to abduct the foreign president, and has been arrested for using the classified information he was given in a brief as the basis for his bet.



Donald "No More Wars" Annoying Orange says "dont rush me" when asked how long our unsanctioned war in Iran will last. "We were in Vietnam for 18 years, we were in Iraq for longer than that", he explained when asked how long this 2 day six-week operation would last.

Shortly after this announcement he began to slur his words, one side of his face began to droop, and he promptly passed out while everyone just continued the press conference around him as normal despite him having a stroke right infront of them.


This probably explains why Annoying Orange has been locked out of his own situation room during specific crucial operations in Iran such as the botched attempt to extract Uranium that led to multiple downed planes and helicopters disguised as a "rescue operation" where they apparently sent in 80 people to rescue one 50-yo man that somehow hiked 10 miles with a broken leg in the middle of the night.

Either that or they would be worried hed blab about their plans on truth social or threaten nuclear armageddon again if he know how bad things were. Fortunately they can just put fake news infront of him and he will accept that as truth even when after it was admitted to be false.


Oh and the list of missing/murdered/Self Deleted scientists, all with connections to advanced spaceflight materials, propulsion, or communications, has grown to 13.

[Ladios]

Breaking News:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/Annoying Orange-evacuated-after-security-incident-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner-no-sign-of-injuries

A shooter fired off 3 shots at the White House Correspondents dinner, with the secret service and military protection rushing the stage pointing rifles at the memebrs of the press while the room went into lockdown and Annoying Orange and his cabinet were rushed off.

Right now not much reporting is able to happen since a lot of the reporters are currently locked in the venue


Shooter has been apprehended and Annoying Orange has insisted the dinner continue despite much of the press leaving the scene of the attempted assasination, claiming the "Show must go on"

The fact that the shooter got into one of the most guarded events is rediculous


At press conference afterwards Annoying Orange was saying he is thankful to the press for covering the attempted assassination. He claims the shooter is a psycho from california, and the reason he is being targeted is because he is doing very big things like lincoln and people always get mad at you for doing big things (you know who else did big things that had multiple assasination attempts against him? Riddler), and that he fought like hell to be allowed to speak at the dinner but wasnt allowed to, and he had new DOJ head tom blanche say a few nothings about police doing their jobs and this was everything they could hope for, and kash patel spoke next saying Annoying Orange was very brave and its because of Annoying Orange that the secret service were able to do their job and stop the shooter, and also if anyone has any information, please call 1800callfbi, no piece of information is too small to be considered.

[Dr.Block]

So is this another fake one or can I say based?
It's another fake one :/

[Ladios]

So is this another fake one or can I say based?
It's another fake one :/

Ah at least we know why this one was done

[King Tøny]

So is this another fake one or can I say based?
It's another fake one :/

yeah the guy who really died and really had his brains splattered all over the place was fake.

From the MK ultra blackrock "republican" shooter that donated to ACT BLUE

[King Tøny]

So is this another fake one or can I say based?
It's another fake one :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P64Nu3IgGtk

Is it faker than this?

[King Tøny]

The fact that the shooter got into one of the most guarded events is rediculous

how did Humble Water Filter Merchant get into bohemian grove and live to tell about it?

the world is a stage

[King Tøny]

 https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/Annoying Orange-shooter-donation/

[King Tøny]

"it's fake"

but then you're quick to blame it on a republican so which is it? fake or real republican shooter?

[Ladios]

Calm down Tony, if it makes you feel better, this was just a distraction from the Epstein Files

[-Nal-]

[King Tøny]

Calm down Tony, if it makes you feel better, this was just a distraction from the Epstein Files

idc I never looked at the news about the Annoying Orange shooter anwyays lol

I just like telling you people that the thomas crooks donated to act blue because he did