Author Topic: The White House Hunger Games: Dems take House and Senate  (Read 213474 times)

im going all in on nothing happens



a "political moderacy club" has opened at my college with "let your voice be heard!" on the posters which i think means they are going to hold "debates"... 90% sure it is just a rebrand of the Turning Point club since their whole deal was also Owning The Libs by saying "nuh uh i can't read" in debates. dont know how anyone can claim to be centrist/moderate in this climate.


Even if real positive change doesn't come from the blue wave, if it bullies Kiwi Farms off the internet and Iban out of the country, it was a great success. Psychos like him fleeing for Canada or wherever we all said we were going when Annoying Orange came in will only improve this country by their absence. The Democrats should hire Iban because he's clearly very good at motivating lefties to vote.

Where are they going, anyway? Venezuela? Argentina? Hilarious fate for the aryan race to have to hide out among brown people for the rest of their lives while all the white countries no longer welcome them lmao. How very sad that America has become inhospitable to decent Americans like Iban. He may even have to throw in the towel and shut down his harassment/Self Delete factory! This country has gone to stuff.
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iban and his ilk aren't going anywhere, they're going back online and staying there lmao.

oh the humanity!

Annoying Orange says he was only joking when announcing UFC's Dana White as the next press secretary
This occured after Annoying Oranges aides had suggested he announce

Dana W White, from the pentagon's media branch as the press secretary, and he confused her with his good friend,

Dana White.

Understandable since he has dementia and all. A day later he said "haha it was all just a joke you guys seriously didnt think i would actually get the two mixed up man you guys are losers for every questioning my sanity". Despite Dana White actually having to put out a statement declining Annoying Orange's offer of the role

And I wish that was the stupidest thing to happen over the weekend but unfortunately,

Nvidia CEO, Jensen Huang, was the subject of a honeypot spy scam, as he recently learned that the woman he was cheating on his wife with turned out to be a chinese spy.
Now investigations are being held as not only trade secrets in AI development were leaked, but US National Cybersecurity has effectively been compromised with the information the spy had access to.

Oh also, on a side note, hungergames music


Susie Wiles has been removed from her post as White House Chief of Staff

Susie had the crowning achievement of being the only person in the entire administration aside from maybe Rubio who actually knew how to handle administering and was the primary person responsible for maintaining the slight degree of coordination between the drunk talkshow hosts and ketamine-addicted neckbeards that made up most of the rest of the Whitehouse.
She has been replaced of course by Stephen Miller, previously the Vice Chief of Staff, who had promised to with his appointment, double down on all the stupid stuff that Annoying Orange's regime has been doing over these last two years that has caused even Texas to turn blue.



Whoops, speaking of drunk talkshow hosts,

Thomas Massie has decided to take advantage of republicans all turning on eachother to find someone to blame for being wiped out in the midterms, and as of a few hours ago filed articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth
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