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[Masterlegodude]

The U.S. Marines unironically re-enact the Helldivers 2 intro for their 250th anniversary

Reminder that Helldivers, much like Starship Troopers, is meant to be a parody of actual militarism and fascism

[Ad Bot]

[Soukuw]

>gets excited
>googles it
>it's intentional remodeling
>disappointed

You should go back and read some more, there's more to it then that.

None of this was approved and Annoying Orange said this wouldn't interfere with the current building and that it would be near it but not touching it. But hey I'm for sure not surprised he's lied... again.

[Dr.Block]

I'm going to post my batstuff insane tinfoil hat level prediction here now just in case I'm right and we can all come back here and be amazed that I was right.

During the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 432 Park Ave will collapse. Thousands will be killed and thousands more will be trapped under the rubble. Images of Islamic terror will paint the Magas' eyes redder than the bloody streets, and the internet will be quick to brand the tragedy as "9/11 2". It won't take long for tribals to draw the connection between the New 9/11 and the recent electing of a wildly unpopular among conservatives Muslim as mayor of NYC. Later that same evening, Donald Annoying Orange will die of natural causes, possibly brought on by a stress induced heart attack or stroke. At this point all hell breaks loose among the Magas, and the civil unrest will begin.

[Epicduke]

I predict that won't happen

[Masterlegodude]

I'm going to post my batstuff insane tinfoil hat level prediction here now just in case I'm right and we can all come back here and be amazed that I was right.

During the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 432 Park Ave will collapse. Thousands will be killed and thousands more will be trapped under the rubble. Images of Islamic terror will paint the Magas' eyes redder than the bloody streets, and the internet will be quick to brand the tragedy as "9/11 2". It won't take long for tribals to draw the connection between the New 9/11 and the recent electing of a wildly unpopular among conservatives Muslim as mayor of NYC. Later that same evening, Donald Annoying Orange will die of natural causes, possibly brought on by a stress induced heart attack or stroke. At this point all hell breaks loose among the Magas, and the civil unrest will begin.

Reality is often disappointing

[Conan]

nothing ever happens chuds when the 2025 macys pmc parade nyc takeover happens

[Dr.Block]

I mean now that the government isn't shut down anymore I guess I think the unrest part is a lot less likely. It was the mass starvation that I thought would motivate people to go that route. But Annoying Orange is going to pass away in office, it is going to create some level of chaos, even if just a little light rioting, and that building is totally gonna fall if they don't do something about it.