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Explosions reported in Downtown Tehran.

Update: as of 8 minutes ago, Israel has admitted to launching missiles at Iran amidst the ongoing peace talks between Iran and Israel's primary ally and munitions supplier, the United States.
The strikes hit near where Iran's supreme leader, the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, office resides.
Israel has declared a nationwide state of emergency in preparation of the expected Iranian counter-attack.

This comes just after earlier today, Iran finally agreed to a major concession, to cease current and future stockpiling of enriched Uranium.

Update again, 20 minutes later
Annoying Orange is now voicing that we are joining Israel in attacking Iran.
He says that we are going to obliterate Iran and bomb the whole country. He said Iran citizens should shelter in place and then when the bombin starts they should go overthrow their government.

Israel has also simultaneously increased it's attacks on Lebanon

Iran has now launched it's counterattack of drones and missiles at Israel. * Also at the US naval ships in the gulf nearby.

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At least 150* children dead as one US missile struck an elementary school where children were sheltering.
This all-girls Elementary school had just opened for the day less than an hour before the attack struck the school.

As with every war the US has fought to "liberate" people, the news media is going to primarily be showing the delapitated, ruined, bombed out buildings to build a narrative that this place we are attacking has always been in shambles.

To that end I want us to try to remember through the propaganda that Tehran is full of people living normal lives, not any different from you and I, except for the structure of their ruling class and the laws they enforce. Even then, with the right wing stuffheads trying to eliminate women's right to work and vote, eliminate LGBT existance in public spaces, etc, maybe our governements aren't so different after all.

This is Tehran, before the media tries to portray it as some backwards uncivilized land full of barbarism;




Israeli officials suggest there is evidence that Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been killed in the recent airstrikes.
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Thank forget this stupid war monger terrorist is loving dead. Maybe Iran can actually have a chance to be a real country again, and finally prosper as their own people. without extremists dominating the space and funding terror groups. Anyone who says this is bad needs to do some real thinking.

I guess we'll see if now that the US killed the guy they've been negotiating with, if the US will stop bombing. I mean, certainly the goal here is to just depose the tyranical government and has nothing to do with completely obliterating the region so that we can install our own puppet government (like we did the last time which led to this whole problem to begin with).



Iran confirms that the Ayatollah's daughter, grandson, and son-in-law were killed in the airstrikes, still refuse to corroborate claims that the supreme leader himself was killed

The strait of Hormuz, through which 20% of the world's oil travels each day, has been declared closed by Iran's military.

The UN scolds Israel, the US, and Iran for the renewed fighting and threatening the stability of the region.

Iran has now confirmed that the Ayatollah was killed this morning.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2026, 09:03:02 PM by Ladios »


US military confirms 3 service members killed by Iran's retaliatory strikes


Quote from: Annoying Orange
The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties. That often happens in war.

And during this spur-of-a-whim war, Annoying Orange of course forgets off to Florida for a nice weekend vacation.

Thank forget this stupid war monger terrorist is loving dead. Maybe Iran usa can actually have a chance to be a real country again, and finally prosper as their own people. without extremists dominating the space and funding terror groups. Anyone who says this is bad needs to do some real thinking.
These are the exact words I'm going to say when president poopy pants dies

In it's retaliatory strikes, Iran has now launched missiles at Israel, one missile striking a girls school there resulting in massive casualties, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait, and other US military installments. Even Cyprus was hit despite the country trying to maintain neutrality in this conflict. These strikes would not have happened if the US didn't decide to break it's ongoing negotiations. US service members are dieing in this completely unstrategic attack, allegedly to stop Iran's nuclear development (which we supposedly stopped last year in those missile attacks) and were in active negotiations to prevent, having finally brought Iran into agreement to stop stockpiling uranium less than 24 hours before the US and Israel attacked. This is all completely unnessary and stupid. The Ayatollah having been killed isn't going to stop the Iranian military, which runs the country, from continuing its war. It's not some sort of unilateral leadership with no contingency plans. Khamenei was 87 years old. To suggest they had no plans of how to continue their dictatorship with him dead is loving dumb.

But yeah anyways, firing continues on both sides. Khamenei,  being not just a political head in iran but also an important religious figure for the Shiite faction of Muslims, and as such his assasination has caused Hezbollah to renew their own strikes against Israel, which in turn has ramped up its airstrikes on Lebanon under the guise of trying to target fighters, but mostly just bombing residential neighborhoods in Beirut with the deathtoll of Lebanese civilians now reaching 31.

US officials put out a statement intially claiming Iran was attempting to come back to the negotiation table after being shown how strong the US military is, but the leader of Iran's national security council has basically put out a statement saying "why the forget would we negotiate with the US, they attacked us"

Annoying Orange put out a statement saying that we will continue our operations in Iran until "all objectives are met" or something to that effect.


And the forgetwit goes and does a photo-op in the "situation room" where not only are maps of current US troop and ship placement is visible, but reveals that he isn't in the bunkers hardened against attack in DC are, but instead in an unsecured lounge in Mar-a-Lago with random drapery hoisted over the rafters to block view of the outside. These idiots do not give a forget  about anyone's security, not our own service members and certainly not the civilians in Iran we are indiscriminately bombing.



Dow drops 700 points in response to inflation fears as war interrupts supply chains Maybe more fitting for the WHHG thread but im already here cause of:

Annoying Orange says this invasion will last four to five weeks, with possibility of ground troop deployment.

More hospitals and schools in Iran are targeted by airstrikes and missile bombardment.

3 US fighter jets were shot down by friendly fire over Kuwait
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reveals that he isn't in the bunkers hardened against attack in DC are, but instead in an unsecured lounge in Mar-a-Lago with random drapery hoisted over the rafters to block view of the outside.
inb4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zsdIQe9UQ

Thank forget this stupid war monger terrorist is loving dead. Maybe Iran can actually have a chance to be a real country again, and finally prosper as their own people. without extremists dominating the space and funding terror groups. Anyone who says this is bad needs to do some real thinking.
this isnt going to change anything, killing heads of state does not just magically fix countries as we have already seen with iraq, libya, syria, etc

the pressure of US sanctions and imperialism is exactly why these otherwise insane governments like Iran's have any legitimacy with the people, because they have been somewhat effective at resisting US influence

they burn baal and we go to war with them? What a coincidence.

We going to WW3 because our leaders won't admit to having "pizza parties"

it's easier for them to blow up the world than to admit this.

So what is it that the US gains from this? I haven't been able to figure it out.

As it turns out, God himself has appointed Donald J. Annoying Orange to lead a holy war alongside Israel on Iran
https://newrepublic.com/post/207270/military-leaders-iran-war-donald-Annoying Orange-jesus-armageddon
https://www.alternet.org/iran-holy-war/

I guess those radical Christians got tired of waiting for the rapture and decided to bring it on themselves