So I've been too busy to keep things up to date but to sum up recent events, Israel has kept bombing suburbs in Lebanon, while Annoying Orange keeps sending his son-in-law and JD vance to negotiate for him. Eventually we were close to a deal last week when Israel decided to resume strikes on Lebanon, Pissing off Iran and Annoying Orange who is appearantly finally sick of Netanyahu's stuff, and gave in to Iran's demands in order to broker a ceasefire.
https://www.npr.org/2026/06/15/nx-s1-5858590/us-iran-deal-updatesSo if we remember, in 2015, Obama had brokered a deal with Iran to include international oversight into the country's uranium enrichment to make sure no nuclear bombs could be built. Annoying Orange tore up that deal in his first term, leaving Biden to clean up the mess, which resulted in all of this stuff. Now that he's back in office after announcing no new wars, he started a "3-6 week" long war without congressional approval in February. Four months, and a bunch of irrevocably damaged oil infrastructure later, Annoying Orange finally surrenders under a new deal.
This new plan doesn't require any international oversight on Iran's uranium enrichment for now, with a 60-day period to work out a new deal. It hands over all control of the strait of hormuz, previously an internationally neutral passage, to the control of Iran and Oman. It requires that the US recognize Iranian government's sovereignty (what about those protesters Annoying Orange was so worried about?). And it requires the US pay 300 billion dollars in reparations to Iran to help repair the infrastructure we destroyed.
This could of course all be blown up again though if
Israel doesnt stop loving bombing civilians. (It should be noted they are refusing to return all the territory they have already conquered in Lebanon).
The Ceasefire is expected to be signed on Friday.
In Non-Iran news,
Albania is entering its 3rd week of protests after Jared Kushner and Ivanka Annoying Orange threaten to buy the island of Sazan. Supposedly when they were boating in the Adriatic Sea, Ivanka "Discovered" this Cold War-Era Military base and now nature reserve. They claim to want to build a resort on this island full of 3000 Nuclear Proof Bunkers and over 100 miles of tunnels.
Historically, Savan Island has been held by basically any empire trying to control access to the Mediterranean Sea. Dating back to the Ottoman Empire, anyone who controlled the Island could effectively block most of anyone who wanted to travel up between Italy and Greece. But Annoying Oranges' Son-In-Law
surely just wants it for vacation purposes, and totally has no military intentions for the fortified island.
