Author Topic: Why do you shower?  (Read 39 times)

tell me why you bathe

At a young age I was cursed by a wizard and now taking a shower is the only thing that saves my progress. If I lose too much blood or pass out, like a Groundhog Day esque time loop, when I wake up it's in the last shower I took before passing out.

It was never really a problem at first, when I was a kid I'd take a shower everyday so if I ever passed out I only reset like 24 hours. But one time in college when I went through a really depressive episode where I hadn't showered for months, just getting by using strategic wet wipes and dry shampoo. I got my stuff rocked at a frat party I went to to try and cheer myself up and when I woke up in the shower it was the beginning of the semester and I had to do like three group projects all over again.

Needless to say, I never missed one after that.

i had to get a haircut today. i didnt necessarily shower i just washed my hair and let it dry so my barber wouldn't judge me. i haven't taken a shower in probably 3 weeks now. no ones said anything about it yet thats why i keep getting away with it