Author Topic: Why do you shower?  (Read 416 times)

tell me why you bathe

At a young age I was cursed by a wizard and now taking a shower is the only thing that saves my progress. If I lose too much blood or pass out, like a Groundhog Day esque time loop, when I wake up it's in the last shower I took before passing out.

It was never really a problem at first, when I was a kid I'd take a shower everyday so if I ever passed out I only reset like 24 hours. But one time in college when I went through a really depressive episode where I hadn't showered for months, just getting by using strategic wet wipes and dry shampoo. I got my stuff rocked at a frat party I went to to try and cheer myself up and when I woke up in the shower it was the beginning of the semester and I had to do like three group projects all over again.

Needless to say, I never missed one after that.

i had to get a haircut today. i didnt necessarily shower i just washed my hair and let it dry so my barber wouldn't judge me. i haven't taken a shower in probably 3 weeks now. no ones said anything about it yet thats why i keep getting away with it

i had to get a haircut today. i didnt necessarily shower i just washed my hair and let it dry so my barber wouldn't judge me. i haven't taken a shower in probably 3 weeks now. no ones said anything about it yet thats why i keep getting away with it
Everyone's too polite to tell you that you smell like the initial opening of a 4 month old container of leftovers in the fridge.


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had fist in ass while you typed this yeah

Everyone's too polite to tell you that you smell like the initial opening of a 4 month old container of leftovers in the fridge.
i know. its crazy. why wont someone say something? i wouldnt be slated. ashamed maybe but honestly someone should say something

unluckily for everyone you know, nobody you know is named someone

unluckily for everyone you know, nobody you know is named someone

Unfortunately you do not know the bureaucratic powers I hold over the United States

ever since I was a little kid I always wanted to

the quickest deepest sense of relaxation after a long day

or to wash away the morning grogginess