The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey

[captain blue]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16196_7-commandments-all-video-games-should-obey.html

Agree or disagree?

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[tapemaster21]

Defiantly agree, and very funny.

Now imagine it's later in the evening and you're about to have love with your girl. Suddenly she sits up, her boobies hanging out, and says, "Wait! We can't do it until you fling 10 cards into that hat over there! It's a rule in the obscure religion I practice!"

Will you enjoy the card flinging this time? No, and in fact the repetition you found enjoyable before will become maddening, as you flip cards around your frustrated, wilting manhood.

Lolz

[Marcem]

They used italics totally randomly!  On every page!  Because that's what cool people do!  I totally agree with #1.

[zackin5]

meh, i kinda like the cut scenes (but would like to be able to skip them) but i totally disagree about violence

[n0cturni]

Violators:
Turok, Gears of War, Medal of Honor, Call of Duty, Call of Honor, Metal of Duty: Honor Call

That made me laugh in tears.

[Shocklink]

Not a bunch of clones or twins. We want to know, deep down, that there are hundreds of grieving mothers out there, lamenting the terror of our dreaded blade.
 
There no reason, none, ever, under any circumstances, that your game should stutter and slow down because the console is choking on the graphics. This is like selling us an L-shaped condom. You know damned well what we've got to work with here.


i rofled

il keep adding the ones that made me laugh

[Illidan]

I didn't agree with any of them.

[Shocklink]

i agree with all of them, i realized that graphics is not the key word for awesome games.

[WRB852]

Gordon, the whole world has been taken over by a race of malevolent aliens. All of humanity is depending on you. Here's a goddamned crowbar.

[n0cturni]

i agree with all of them, i realized that graphics is not the key word for awesome games.

I agree, but I think a good game is a mix of good graphics and gameplay.

[Reactor Worker]

i agree with all of them, i realized that graphics is not the key word for awesome games.

I agree, but I think a good game is a mix of good graphics and gameplay.

Ya, I don't care if your game has the most godly game play ever imagined, if you don't put some effort into the visuals, it just makes me think your slacking off. It's too bad games like Crysis focus too heavily on the visuals.

[Yeturn]

Releasing games the console can't really run.

QFT

[Shocklink]

Releasing games the console can't really run.

QFT

There no reason, none, ever, under any circumstances, that your game should stutter and slow down because the console is choking on the graphics. This is like selling us an L-shaped condom. You know damned well what we've got to work with here.

i find it a "neccisary" for the game to be "up to date" with graphic you know? like what the hell would a company (lets say Bungie) releases a 5-bit version of halo 3 instead of the one we have, we be happy cause we are able to customize our Spartans/Elites but won't see the detail why? because we are in a 5-bit system.
we will probly not even notice the change.

now if we put maxamum graphics, either the xbox will impload or the game will just lag during the tuturial but hay, it looks way cool with awesome graphics.

I don't understand how a game developers dosn't know how to balance both settings, the engien is there, theres no need to make a even better engien, now all we need is better gameplay which the Wii has mastered. IF bungie was to sell halo for Wii, i will laugh my ass off cause its more interactive and all, though its a example, i see alot of problems for the Wii but you get the point

[Vertzer]

I lol'd at the last screenshot.
It was an alright review, I disagree on some parts, and it seemed a bit biased, but it was good overall.

[Yeturn]

i find it a "neccisary" for the game to be "up to date" with graphic you know? like what the hell would a company (lets say Bungie) releases a 5-bit version of halo 3 instead of the one we have, we be happy cause we are able to customize our Spartans/Elites but won't see the detail why? because we are in a 5-bit system.
we will probly not even notice the change.

now if we put maxamum graphics, either the xbox will impload or the game will just lag during the tuturial but hay, it looks way cool with awesome graphics.

I don't understand how a game developers dosn't know how to balance both settings, the engien is there, theres no need to make a even better engien, now all we need is better gameplay which the Wii has mastered. IF bungie was to sell halo for Wii, i will laugh my ass off cause its more interactive and all, though its a example, i see alot of problems for the Wii but you get the point

Your too back and forth, I don't know what you are saying you agree/disagree with.