Author Topic: You know you've played blockland too much when...  (Read 13367 times)

When someone asks you to wash the dishes and you ask what slash command is it.
You ask where to download someone's car.
You walk back and forth on your roof.
You crouch and jump forward into a ladder. (and hopefully die...)
You jump in the elevator expecting to jet.
You tell your mom to turn on jets.
You ask your country's leader to start a team deathmatch.
You build a lego snake in your younger/older sibling's room and say "l-o-l".
When your grandmother brings up something from the past you tell her to stop bumping topics.
When someone didn't hear you, and ask you to repeat yourself, you just say "page up".
In the car you ask "is it a long load?"
You ask your cat what the command to be a cat is. (already said in the topic somewhere...)
You ask the cashier where to get the cash mod.

when you tir to kill somone with a guator in real life form far away

When you kick your brother hoping he vanishes.

When you go to someone's house and ask if they made the map.
When you want to change your name, you try to exit life and hit Name.
When you go to a party and don't enter because "The server is full" and wait for someone to leave before you go in.
When you walk into a building that was built with layered bricks and say "This is spammy, use wall bricks next time."
When you want to change your clothes you try to press ctrl o.
When you see a girl, you dress up like a snake and starting head butting her in the vagina. Or-
When you see a girl, you begin yelling that "There are no girls on the internet" and tell everyone she is a guy. Or-
When you see a girl, you say "Tits or get the forget out."
When you're building with Legos, if you make a mistake you pull out a hammer and start pounding on them.
When you buy something, you ask the cashier how to install it.
When you walk into someone's house and they have the same thing in two rooms, you say "Learn how install add-ons noob."
When you see a Jew, you start painting Swastikas everywhere and yelling "HEIL HITLA!"

When you see someone get slugged and you yell "Pwnd!"

when you wonder why your printers don't shoot anything
When you use a printer to try to change the image on your computor
When you answer a call, you crouch with both hands up
When you try to find the bottom brick of he house( wand in hand )
When someone shows you a show on television  you say
"Whoa! how did you change the image without a printer!
When you paint your bed and lie down on it once it is painted completely
When you wonder why you can't crouch and jump
When you buy a gun from the market and start shooting everyone with it
When you go to irac and ask where there flag is
When you wonder in jail why you aren't out yet.
When you drive a car, you wonder why you can't see in 3rd dimmention
When you are on a airlinner, you ask the driver" this isn't an airliner!,i mean, look at all these buttons.
When you Wonder why you built this big house and now its gone because of taxes.

When you see a mob with Fire thingies, you start shouting at citizens "The admins are coming!"

When your fed up of life and expect the President to kick you from life.

When your house burns down and you try to load.
When you get in trouble at school and say, "DON'T BAN ME!!!11!!1111!!!".

When you say to the popular kids "I'm in MotE BISHS!!!!"

When you finally get into USSR, and find out what you've actually done.

When you go to a lunch table and say "Do I need an app to get in?"

When your in school you stand up and yell "This school rpg sucks!"
When you get premoted in your job you say "HA! I got admin noobs!!!"

You goto McDonalds and start shouting "ADMIN PLZ!"
You tell the country's leader to change the currency to cookies.
You yell out loud to turn building costs off.
You see someone fall down and ask where they got the add-on.
You smash a 5 year old's lego tower and say "ROBLOX SUX NOOB!"
You 'raid' the pet store thinking it's a yiff website.
You yell at old people to stop downloading research when they walk slow.
You ask the electrician where to get wrench events.

When you start playing Roblox.

When you stop playing.