DF: Bloodglazed Fortress

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New map. :D

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[Monty]

No, no no, it's not dead, I just flooded a mine shaft by accident, unfortunately I had to put [SWIM_INNATE] on so the dwarves wouldn't drown, but that worsened the situation, leaving a newborn child without a mother 7 stories underwater. Also, despite the slow progress, I've only got about 4-6 game days left.

[Monty]

And, upon that, I end my turn, with (some) accidents. Overall, the fortress is doing well and has 63/64 residents, plus, the guards have stopped sparring too, and they repelled some goblins who ambushed my dwarves earlier.

[Sheezy]

When I looked into this fort, my first reaction was what the forget
There are 3 people inside of the god damn water, and a dead baby in the water.
WHAT THE forget.
And it seems that all the prior leaders cared about was making the fortress pretty, so we only have a bunch of stonefall and cage traps and a rag tag team of military dwarves.
We have only 2 marksdwarves out of like a total of THREE god damn dwarves. the entire forts millitary is two god damn marksdwarves and a recruit. Another thing is that there are NO outer walls. I am going to start getting this god forsaken fortress defended by first building a moat and putting a wall along the damn thing.\

UPDATE!
One of the loving miners collapsed a tile he was on and fell into the river. I am not going to make an effort to save him if he is THAT stupid.

[Monty]

I had about 9 dwarves originally, but 6 of them managed to make their sparring partners bleed to death.

[Jervan]

I had about 9 dwarves originally, but 6 of them managed to make their sparring partners bleed to death.

[Anti-Cop]

No, no no, it's not dead, I just flooded a mine shaft by accident, unfortunately I had to put [SWIM_INNATE] on so the dwarves wouldn't drown, but that worsened the situation, leaving a newborn child without a mother 7 stories underwater. Also, despite the slow progress, I've only got about 4-6 game days left.

Changing the raws is called cheating.

[dUMBELLS]

Yeah, Sheezy why don't you turn it off on off.

[Sheezy]

Turn what off

[Muffinmix]

At this point really I feel we should make a new fortress altogether. There has been allot of confusion, lack of updates (partly responsible here) and now some cheating.

We could try and continue this, or organize ourselves and make a new thread with a new fortress. If we DO make a new thread, we'll need to impose some rules because seriously I don't know what is going on anymore.

[Sheezy]

To add to the effort to restart monty was talking about masterwork adamantine battleaxes.
If we restart I get to strike earth.

[Monty]

Damnit, I wish I was more organised, we need a chasm in case we end up with another load of crap as a result of me not taking corpseloot tags out.

[Muffinmix]

I'll try to find us a nice site, start a new thread and Sheezy will begin the fortress since it's his turn right now and anything else would be a little unfair (he'll start from the Prepare Carefully part)

Don't worry, I will not be using any cheating device to reveal tiles or anything. I'll just be inspecting the areas then handing the most promising location to Sheezy

[Falcondude]

Is it just me or is Monty a LOT stupider than he seems to be? First, the modeling incident, and now, he kills a fort and cheats, only to make it worse.

[Monty]

I modify the raws almost all the time, since I've expanded on the blank DF. It's becoming a bit of a habit now, I didn't actually ruin the fort, it's just that I flooded my trash shaft by accident while making a staircase.