Author Topic: Wal-Mart Greeter (Read 5451 times)

Sgt.W · June 12, 2008, 05:05:24 PM

If you were a Wal-Mart Greeter, what would your opening and closing line be?

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General Omega · June 12, 2008, 05:06:15 PM

Opener : forget
Closer: you

MegaScience · June 12, 2008, 05:06:55 PM

You made 2 of the exact same topic, lock one...

Ninja Edit: Wow, General Omega, I'm making a helpful post and am interrupted by your rude one.

Sgt.W · June 12, 2008, 05:08:18 PM

Quote from: MegaScience on June 12, 2008, 05:06:55 PM

You made 2 of the exact same topic, lock one...

Sorry, my compooper had a spaz attack.

captain blue · June 12, 2008, 05:08:44 PM

That didn't have a closing and opening part mega D:

Vertzer · June 12, 2008, 05:09:41 PM

Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your stuff and get out! (pleasantly) Have a nice day!

Bonus points to whoever knows where that's from.

MegaScience · June 12, 2008, 05:11:25 PM

Customer Enters: Hello, there's a sale on internet research ripped onto DVD's in electronics.
Customer Leaves: Bye, pervert.

Interrupt Edit:

Quote from: Vertzer on June 12, 2008, 05:09:41 PM

Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your stuff and get out! (pleasantly) Have a nice day!

Bonus points to whoever knows where that's from.

I've heard it before a few times...

Skele · June 12, 2008, 05:14:02 PM

Quote from: Vertzer on June 12, 2008, 05:09:41 PM

Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your stuff and get out! (pleasantly) Have a nice day!

Bonus points to whoever knows where that's from.

Isn't that from like Walter or something? The dude who does Achmed.

IbanZ · June 12, 2008, 05:14:41 PM

Open: KILLLLL MEEE
Close: KILLLL MEEEE

General Omega · June 12, 2008, 05:15:09 PM

Opener: Welcome, hope you do not get raped or takled by People!

Closer: forget you! come back in and buy more stuff before I takle and or kill you!
As you can see I hate Wal-mart. I would takle people for the hell of it.

MegaScience · June 12, 2008, 05:18:31 PM

Opener: Spare Change? I beg of you...please...
Closer: I live behind the building...it gets so cold...all I ask for is...Spare Change?

Jaymz · June 12, 2008, 05:19:31 PM

Opener: Did you know we can cut our prices cause we treat our employees like crap, and practically hire them as slaves?

closer : aha well now you know! Pleas dear god kill me.

dUMBELLS · June 12, 2008, 05:20:25 PM

Opener: What the forget are you looking at me for?
Closer: Donation?

Mr_Grinch14 · June 12, 2008, 05:29:07 PM

Quote from: Vertzer on June 12, 2008, 05:09:41 PM

Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your stuff and get out! (pleasantly) Have a nice day!

Bonus points to whoever knows where that's from.

Jeff dunham.

The puppet guy.

Vertzer · June 12, 2008, 05:37:49 PM

Quote from: Mr_Grinch14 on June 12, 2008, 05:29:07 PM

Quote from: Vertzer on June 12, 2008, 05:09:41 PM
Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your stuff and get out! (pleasantly) Have a nice day!

Bonus points to whoever knows where that's from.

Jeff dunham.

Aye. :D