Wal-Mart Greeter

[laremere]

Hey, do you see that guy over there?  Yea, he's about to buy that 48 tv monitor when there is a 60 inch one right next to it for only a few dollars more, don't be like him...


You made the right choice.

[Ad Bot]

[CapTMeaT]

opener: meat
closer: meat

[CC]

Opener: Pull my finger!

Closer: Pl0x?

[n0cturni]

If it was a semi-attractive female customer:


Opener: Nice tits.

Closer: Nice ass.

[Slugger]

Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your stuff and get out! (pleasantly) Have a nice day!

Bonus points to whoever knows where that's from.

Jeff dunham.

The puppet guy.

Wait you forgot the puppet, Walter the old guy puppet

[Marcem]

Opener: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Closer:...IIIIIIIIDGE RACER!

Opener: I love you.
Closer: Call me!

Opener: Are you my long lost brother?!
Closer: Well, are you?

Opener: Wanna see my children?  *Starts taking out wallet*
Closer: Hey, you don't?

Opener: Never gonna give you up!
Closer: Never gonna let you down!

Opener: Get me some cake.
Closer: Where's my cake?!

Opener: You just lost the game.
Closer: You just lost the game.

[Muffinmix]

Opener: I'm a talking parrot
Closer: Please talk to me!

Opener: I am inside your head
Closer: Let me the forget out!

Opener: ROBOTNIK IS SHAPED LIKE AN OSTRICH.
Closer: OSTRICHES RUN FAST AS forget.

Opener: I'm so god damn rich that I drive around in 3 solid gold Porshes tied together
Closer: And when I run out of fuel I wreck them into the side of the freeway and call my private helicopter.

[oktober]

Opener:  Take a cart, get your stuff and get out
Closer:  Don't come back!!

[rkynick]

Opener:FOR THE SWARM! *Self Delete bombs*

Closer: (there is none...)

[General Nick]

iLol'd at this thread.

Open: None, I don't go to Wal-Mart :D

[Shady Guy]

Open: Welcome to wal-mart; please be sure to check out our quality products!
Closer: WTF did you ever do to deserve one of those?

[tails]

not many asda's do this

but they do give free stuff :D

[MegaScience]

Enter: Omg lol spamtime

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[Spiderpig]

Opener:Bend down
Closer:Wtf are you gay,get the forget out

[Miga]

Opening: YABBA
Closing: MY ICING!