Wal-Mart Greeter

[Zenthos]

Opener:Hi, welcome to walmart.
Closer:Bye, welcome to walmart.

[Ad Bot]

[stuntman021]

Opener: Welcome to Walmart, where our prices are really pandaing low!
Closer: Enjoy causing me to be paid less, jerk.

[Dr.Block]

My cousin used to work at wal-mart... he says they make you do a cheer in the morning D:
Ontopic:
Opening: Welcome to Wal-mart, go forget yourself.
Closing: Thank you for shoping at Wal-Mart, now go keep loving yourself.

[MegaScience]

Opener: Welcome to Hades, there is no escape and eternal damnation.
Closer: See this thing I'm holding? Only $3.97 *Wal-mart brand red, burning pitchfork to the face*

Edit: Hades = Hell (or path to it)?


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[Marcem]

I just reported you, Mega, because you changed the topic name.

[MegaScience]

O.o What?

[Riot]

this is what my opening and closing bee


opening: go forget your self
closing: go forget your self

it just like from family guy

[Sgt.W]

Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your stuff and get out! (pleasantly) Have a nice day!

Bonus points to whoever knows where that's from.

                Jeff Dunham

[JDofPivot]

Opener: OMG HI
Closer: OMG BYE
Or
Opener: Hi =D enjoy your stay
Closer: NOOO DONT GOOO!!! I NEED YOU!!!

[SpacePirate]

opener: Show me your items before you leave

closer: God this stuff you picked out should be OOPAH'D!

[tails]

Opener: Hi =D enjoy your stay
Closer: NOOO DONT GOOO!!! I NEED YOU!!!

opener: Hi equals D enjoy your stay

[JDofPivot]

opener: Hi equals D enjoy your stay

LOL

[Doorman]

Opener: Hello, if you see someone being pwned, feel free to laugh at him.
Closer: Did you see him? It is so loving isn't it?

[Dr.Block]

Opener: Closer
Closer: Opener

[Rughugger]

I was a greeter for a whole 2 hours before I was reassigned. I was too entertaining and kept people at the entrance which apparently prevented them from buying anything, so I was disciplined....damn management and their greed.