Are YOU new to Blockland? N00b help

Author Topic: Are YOU new to Blockland? N00b help  (Read 2073 times)

Hey guys, I just posted this to help give some of the new players some tips for when they start :D
Q:How did you just turn into a monkey!?
A:This is an add-on by Fooly Cooly(thanks dood!) you enter different codes to change your person. I won't tell you ALL of them, but my faves are /skeleme /resizeme and /dryhump, note you HAVE to have the slash before the word. Figure out the other ones!

Q:He just turned into a fireball!!!
A:you can only do this if you're an administrator or SUper Administrator. press F8 and you will turn into one.

Q:No one's coming to my game ;_;
A:You either didn't forward ports or no one likes you(deal with it!) Don't ask me how to forward ports, I still can't figure it out... -_-

Q:I want to go to secret places!!!
A: Once again, I won't tell you ALL of them, but try in the crack between the mattress and bed and the crack between the wall and the counter(dot dot dot)

Q:I uploaded all the add-on files, but it's still not showing up!
A:Everyone makes this mistake, before you start a game, look in the game start box and look for a button that says "add ons" go into it and check the box that has the name of the add on you're looking for and you should be able to use it in the game.

Q:Can I be administrator?
A:Simple, either NO, or BAN, so DON'T ASK THE QUESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! It's very rare that the super administrator will give YOU the code, so don't ask!
 Tips and Pointers:::

Try not to ask other people if they want to go to another game or anything about other games, this usually makes the super administrator nevous cuz he/she wants people to stay in his server. If you do ask, he'll/she'll probably ban you.

Whatever you do, DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE A NOOB, I don't have anything against them, but if you tell someone that you're new, they'll bully you to no end.

When you see the sign that says no entry, don't go into it, just don't.

Try not to get on people's nerves, I'm not 100% sure, but I think when they permanently ban you, you can never go to one of their servers again.



Then, I also have some questions  :panda:  :panda:  :panda:
One, how do I find out my static ip address?
Two, How do you make doors?
Three, Why do we hate noobs?

And that's about it from me :D
And plz, if you have any extra information, post it on here, and try not to be too nasty to noobs, remember, we don't know that you're not one :}

Wrong spot, there are better ones out there.

wha-it's wrong!? what spot??? huh???


OK good 4 everyone else, but I SWEAR I'm not bumping and I just wanna add on, ok so maybe it was bad, but I can't delete this board now can I!? I'm just going through all sorts of annoying things to just GET SOME HELP ON HOW TO FOWARD PORTS!!!!!!

I just found out how to place doors!
1, go into options/controls
2, scroll down to the bottom and set your JVS door mod settings
3, build a frame for you door
4, get out the wrench and click on the door
and you should be able to figure it out from there! goood luck!

none of these work for me /skeleme /resizeme and /dryhump and yes i put a slash, because it did not show up as a chat line either

I just found out how to place doors!
1, go into options/controls
2, scroll down to the bottom and set your JVS door mod settings
3, build a frame for you door
4, get out the wrench and click on the door
and you should be able to figure it out from there! goood luck!

I found that out when i had the mod with no help..

none of these work for me /skeleme /resizeme and /dryhump and yes i put a slash, because it did not show up as a chat line either

1. You have to download fooly coolys fun mod.

2. Don't read this.  Search for some better guides.

1. download flooly coolys fun mod
2. delete fooly coolys fun mod.

you don't need that crap.

um stick to the point of da topic

If you guys are having a hard time figuring out how to work the Fooly Cooly Fun card stuff, make SURE you've checked the box in add-ons, and all you need to do to install it is drop the file into add-ons, so it shouldn't be that hard.

1. You have to download fooly coolys fun mod.

2. Don't read this.  Search for some better guides.
I'm really not making up a guide, Im just trying to put up the stuff that most newbies have trouble with.
Sure you don't need it, but you can have A LOT of fun with it. For example, A serious n00b was trying to jail be in a bar cell, but I just used cloakme and resizeme to get out, and I was driving him NUTS!!! XD
1. download flooly coolys fun mod
2. delete fooly coolys fun mod.

you don't need that crap.

You can't get noob help from a noob.

Yeah, read your profile, It states that your a Newbie.

Noob help from a noob? Paradox!

Anyways, we have PLENTY of guides already. Look for them, they're out there.


Also, we DESPISE anyone that does the following:
-Act like a handicap.
-Can't spell any word.
-Hypocrisy
-Asks "HOW DO I MAK ADDONS" in the Add-Ons forum instead of the Help forum.
-Asks for admin and trust randomly for no reason whatsoever.
-Spams forums.
-Bumps old topics (Unless your asking for a new link to an Add-On/Map/Music/Print, because links can die over long periods of time.)
-Ask the most handicapped questions that can be answered by simply playing the IN-GAME TUTORIAL.