"INTENSANE"
"When it comes to science, when something's spinning, that means it's important!"
"There is no Gordon... There is only... The claw."
"Well, unless one of those is teleporting through phones, you can just go to HELL!"
"PICK UP A WEEL GUN!!"
"Only eight years old, and he's already talking about DRIVE-BYS!"
"THERE YOU GO YOU friendS, WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THERE AND LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JERB, [WHERE] ALL YOU DO IS GUARD THIS BUTTON... AND COMPUTERS DON'T DO ANYTHING."
"LOOK OVER THERE, THERE'S CANDY IN THERE!!!"
"*blink*"
"We're going to need your insurance information. You hit our friends. We're going to get you. [...] You hit more of our friends."