5th Hematite, 1058, Early Summer
So it appears that we just might get ourselves through this food crCIA, the crop is finally here! All the lazy peasant bums have been assigned to picking plump helmets. I think that a lot of this can be blamed on the bookkeeper, so he's going to be in his office for a while. I really need to make a barracks for all of these military dwarves.

SUDDENLY:
Zasit Mengenas, Recruit is taken by a fey mood! I discover that he is a gem cutter, and by looking at the wiki (not cheating mind you) he will make a beautiful jewel encrusted -blank-. We'll see.

MEANWHILE:
I see a large amount of rotten fish and it seems suspicious, perhaps that giant spider keeps using his web to reel in our fudz?

UPDATE:
Zasit Mengenas brought a rough brown zircon with him into the Jeweler's Workshop!
AND HIS CREATION COMES OUT AS A VERY NICE:

Brown zircon drum.
The one great thing in his life he could be remembered for and the only item he's made that could ever be carved into our fortress walls had to be a simple drum. I mean, who is inspired to make a drum out of nothing but gems? Although it has given him a title of "Creator of Shis Insel" and some stats.
and finally some good news:

We are out of the food crCIA at the moment.
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