Actualy, I ment cop is an unorigonal name. CapTMeaT is indeed a brilliant name.
They were calling you a hypocrite. In the sense that you quoted them and responded with the same thing without any additional context, it would default to that you were responding to THEM by calling THEM a hypocrite.
That being said, if you want an original name, slam your face into the keyboard a few times. That's how I made 'Dilt' 7 years ago.