i gots some, for Xbox360
I was playing Free and was doing the "Swingset Glitch" when some idiot comes in saying "Hay, wut you doing? i explained i was doing a glitch, he responds:" Thats cool, you mind i kill you?", Soon, i said "Wut?" and he blasted me with a RPG. I soon got him back by telling him to hang on the swing set, which launched him into a building which killed him.
I was riding a heli with some dude and he states "Dude, theres a hidden island outside the map", not knowing if its true or not, i agree to go with him. after we got halfway around the world, the idiot said "You ready for the longest swim of your life" i said no and he said "Well your about to do it. Soon after that he jumps out his heli saying "SUCKER!!" and lands in the ocean. What do i do? well, its actully my moto: "You must sacrifice to gain" which i did by staying in the heli which i ended up dieing, i soon spawn on land and said "Now whos swimming the 5k mile swim bitch". after 10 Min. of him dising me, mostly "Your a pusillanimous individual and did Self Delete", he started pleading for a water rescue for 30 Min, he later quits.