Author Topic: Teds Text Adventure!!!  (Read 11115 times)

He poops n the water that their swimming in.
after that he gets out of that torturing place and goes back to land...then he goes to movie theatre to see...

Horri Plopper and the Phosphorus stone.

But he forgot to get out of his skinny dipping 'outfit' so...

Horri Plopper and the Phosphorus stone.

But he forgot to get out of his skinny dipping 'outfit' so...
everyone in the movie theatre were talking about it and got kicked out into the...

sewers, where he then learned....

how to talk to Crocidiles to convince them into...

eating him. Ted's dead again. Sayanaro. Nano, no ted, but...


Finds some strange ship then...

...the ship explodes because it's a nuclear bomb!

then he ends up in China...

with wongtongs for lunch.



with wongtongs for lunch.

and ted being such a pikky eater he vomits and...

he finds a tiny muntant alien and...