Author Topic: Teds Text Adventure!!!  (Read 11078 times)

he finds a tiny muntant alien and...
vomits again because it looks so gross until...

it attacks subzeroten and ted happy then...

the daleks invade earth causing...



ignoring the ebove 2 post

then causes a galactic war and kills...

...two people. Because the daleks were actually  in a  video game and two people to die of laughter after they heard that they amde a game based on daleks invading earth.

BACK2TED:ted skratched his bum and found something wierd and squishy on his bum and decided to....

Eat it. Then, Ted flew out the window shouting about how this topic is useless, then he fell off a cliffy, and is back into the bottomless pit (hell) He starts falling again. He kills himself, then respawns in a Blockland RPG. A noob with a Rocket Launcher comes along and...

a zombie killed the noob rocketlaucher then...

then zombie went for Ted to...


And entrepreneur  slapped him across the face and...

...his skin turned red (because it was a ??? slap) then...

...he smacked him back causing his arm to come off so...

He used glue to stick it back on but...