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By Danielle Zayas
Special to CNN
Editor's note: CNN is following four Bauder College students as they build
their case files in the Chandra Levy and Natalee Holloway investigations. The
following is one of the logs that each is keeping to document their cases.
Danielle Zayas is a member of the Cold Case Investigative Research Institute.
The views expressed in this article are not necessarily those of CNN, its
affiliates or the schools where the campus correspondents are based. Got a tip?
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Log 3: Graduation
June 2008
Antonio, Charna-Marie and I all graduated together with associate degrees in
criminal justice. I was fortunate enough to receive the Outstanding Student
Award and was really excited that my family was able to be there to see it.
The team and I are still working on our suspectology for the Chandra Levy case.
We are including information on each identified suspect such as marital status,
criminal history, educational background and loveual history.
Tapping into the suspects' pasts helps to give us a better understanding of
what type of person we are looking at. Whether the person is an abuser, has
been married several times or has a college degree helps the team to make a
determination on who we are dealing with.
Who is the suspect? What do they do? Where are they from? When did they become
of interest and why?
Criminal history is one of the most important aspects of this study to me.
Making a link between previous offenses and the possibility of the current

offense at hand is damaging. The education of the suspect is also extremely

important -- and family dynamics play a role in determining the mental

stability of a suspect as well as possible motives.

Researching their work history also helps to determine how reliable a suspect

is -- whether it's showing up for work on time or any incidents that occur

while on the job. Linking the suspect to a victim must include all of these

areas. You must never underestimate the power of a small a detail or the

importance of a bit of information.

*** Don't Miss ***

The smallest tidbit coming from a source that you never originally intended to

look at could be the thing that breaks your case.

This includes medical history. Often, medical histories are not included in a

case file but they can be filled with valuable information.

For example, some violent crimes are not reported but there might be records of

medical treatment. This is often true in domestic violence cases. These medical

records help to determine if a suspect is violent, vulnerable or prone to

physical injury.

To properly prosecute a suspect for a crime you must not only link that suspect

to the victim but also to the crime scene. Why would they go after this person?

What would the suspect gain from this crime? When was the suspect there? You

can never have too much personal information on a suspect.

Next we will cross-check the suspectology with the victimology. The victimology

is being done at Faulkner University in Alabama. They are one of the CCIRI

partner colleges along with Bauder and Auburn University Montgomery. We hope

both of these studies result in the same suspect.

Log 2: Learning from the pros

 May 2008

It was a really busy month. I am near the end of my internship with Betsy

Ramsey of the DeKalb County Solicitor's Office. She is one of the experts that

we have been fortunate enough to work with on the cold cases.

It has been such an amazing experience to be able to work hands-on with someone

like Ms. Ramsey and see what it is that criminal justice professionals like her

really do on a day-to-day basis. I will miss being there.

Graduation is at the end of this month, and I am trying to get ready. My sister

and mother are coming in from California for the ceremony, and I am really

excited. Once my two-year degree is completed, I will start on my bachelor's

degree. I have a job lined up and cannot wait to start my career in the

criminal justice field.

Having the opportunity to work with the CCIRI has provided me with some

excellent experience that I could put on my rИsumИ. Although I am graduating, I

will still continue to work on the cases with the group.. Both current students

and alumni in the field are encouraged to continue working on the cases through

their duration.

I couldn't just stop working on them anyway. I have invested a lot of time and

energy in each of these cases, and want to make sure that we have some positive

outcome.

On Thursday, May 15, the CCIRI students were able to meet with a couple of the

experts and compare notes. Shawn LaGrua, a career prosecutor, was very involved

in our process of eliminating and narrowing down our list of suspects. It was

great to have her there and get her opinion on what we had. She brought another

aspect of how to look at these cases.

She explained to us the type of information we would need to put together a

case that might be successfully prosecuted against the various suspects and how

to slowly put together the pieces of the person's life to figure out just what

happened.

The rest of the students and I have divided some of the work on suspect

profiling and set a deadline. Once this is complete, we will met with Ms.

LaGrua again and get her thoughts on our assessment of the suspectology.

Log 1: Hands-on experience

 January-April 2008

I currently work with the Solicitor's Office in DeKalb County as a student

intern. I go to court every day, working with victims of crime and their

families. This opportunity has shown me what is needed for probable cause.

I constantly look at our research as "what will the prosecutor need" to

successfully see this case through to conviction. This has helped me to

evaluate the facts and evidence of both cases and not just point the finger at

the suspect that "looks good for it."

I have been very lucky to be able to attend training on conducting interviews

and interrogations that was facilitated by William "Bill" Wagner, a former D.C.

police officer during the time that Chandra Levy was missing.

This training was also attended by law enforcement officers from surrounding

states and jurisdictions. During the training, we learned how to interview

someone properly and how to proceed when you receive certain responses.

We also learned what signs to look for if someone is lying during an interview

or interrogation and how to obtain a confession. Wagner also wanted to prove

that not everyone asks the right questions. So he paired us off into teams of

two with one person being a witness to a crime and the other being the officer.

It was good to know that even being the only students, we were not the only

ones to ask the wrong question.

The knowledge that we obtained during this training will be used in both the

Levy and cases. We will be able to use these tools to help determine truthful

and untruthful responses given by potential suspects during the original of

both cases.

We will look at transcripts and videos and attempt to help rule possible

suspects in or out of consideration in these cases. We will also brown townyze what

could or could not have been done to help obtain the information needed to

resolve these cases.

We hope to also be able to conduct some interviews of our own. This will be

just one portion of the type of research and brown townysis that we will do in

evaluating these two cold cases to help us find possible conclusions.

I was also able to meet with Susan Levy, Chandra's mother, during the course of

our investigation. Being able to do this was very meaningful to me because,

just like in our previous case dealing with the Atlanta child murders, having

the family members' blessing is a great motivator to work toward helping to

find some resolution in the cases.

He came to New York with high hopes and expectations. When coach Juan Carlos

Osorio was lured away from the Chicago Fire in late 2007, he brought with him a

pedigree of experience that ranged from MLS to the English Premiership to the

Colombian league.

A pragmatic and thoughtful coach, the bilingual Osorio was expected to pick up

the pieces for the Red Bulls after a so-so stretch under former national team

coach Bruce Arena. So far, it has been more of the same under Osorio. The Red

Bulls are mired near the bottom of the Eastern Conference and Tuesday's 2-

0 U.S. Open Cup loss to Crystal Palace Baltimore of the United Soccer League's

Second Division was an embarrassment.

Tony Quinn/WireImage

The early returns on the Red Bulls under Juan Carlos Osorio have been

disappointing.

On paper, it made sense for the Red Bulls to field a reserve team for the Open

Cup game. After all, the team was coming off a cross-country round trip to L.A.

(to face Chivas) the weekend before. Having said that, the makeshift team

Osorio sent out clearly went through the motions and disappointed members of

the Empire Supporters club that had made the trek to Maryland. One also has to

question whether Osorio made the right decision to overlook the Open Cup.

After all, it ignores the fact that the emptiness of this franchise's trophy

case is only matched by the bareness of Giants Stadium on game night. With only

an Eastern Conference trophy and a La Manga preseason title to boast of, this

is a team and a fan base that needs something to rally behind. Advancing

further in the Open Cup might just be that spark.

Last year's third-place finish had been a realistic standing for a team that

was still a work in progress. In his first full year on the job, Arena had

begun to piece together a team that was performing reasonably well. Finishing

12-11-7 and with 45 points, there was reason for hope in New York. Arena's

premature firing may have been enacted by other factors and clashing visions,

but it left Osorio with a competitive team.

Through 15 games last season, the Red Bulls tallied 24 points on seven wins,

five losses and three ties. Fans were disappointed in the bland play of

million-dollar midfielder Claudio Reyna but hopes were buoyed by the emergence

of Jozy Altidore as a star forward in the league. His partnership with

Colombian striker Juan Pablo Angel was proving lethal and rookie Dane Richards

was a catalyst in a productive midfield. It wasn't an ideal finish to a season

with such promise because the Red Bulls lost in the first round of the

playoffs, but it was something positive, and more importantly, it was

continuity.

The Red Bulls, who completed Game 15 of the season Friday with a humiliating 4-

0 loss to Colorado, seem to have taken a step back. With five wins, five losses

and five draws, the Red Bulls have 20 points, four behind last year's pace. The

offense is averaging a mere goal a game and the defense has conceded seven more

goals (22) than at the same juncture last year.

It can be argued that Osorio has done a reasonably good job with a lot less

than Arena had at this point last year. Angel has missed much of the past month

with an injury and both Reyna and Richards have had health issues. The recent

sale of Altidore to Spanish club Villareal has also left the club with

virtually no effective forward options.

However, Osorio's cause has not been helped by his own gambles; some of his

moves have been bewildering. Oscar Echeverry, one of the club's few signings in

the offseason, has been a travesty in the league thus far -- ineffective and

living up to his billing as a mediocre forward in the Colombian league. The

team's top draft choice, Eric Brunner, never played a competitive minute with

the team due to a contract dispute and signed with Miami FC of the USL First

Division. It gets worse. After his row with the club, Brunner was called up to

the U-23 national team to participate in the Toulon Cup and the defender even

scored a goal in international play. Adding salt to the wound, Brunner was

essentially released to sign Toronto castoff Andrew Boyens, who has been as

mobile as a traffic cone in the back line.

Other moves are puzzling too. Dema Kovalenko, a versatile player whom Osorio

sent packing to Real Salt Lake in the winter, was a midfielder who could cover

several positions on an injury-plagued team. There is also Francis Doe, a

midseason signing last year who also was released by Osorio after a promising

2007 campaign. The attacking player has made four appearances for D.C. United,

performing adequately for the rival club.

In short, the Red Bulls could and should be much better than they are now.

Where does that leave this team? They are mired in no-man's land. When he left

the club, Arena had pieced together a mix of veterans and youth players that

was closing in on being a very good club. Even with an albatross of a contract

like Reyna's on the roster, there were enough good pieces and flexibility that

the Red Bulls could make a push into the playoffs. The team needed some

defensive help and some upgrades in the midfield. What it got is status quo at

best.

The good news is that Osorio still has more salary cap and allocation money to

play with.. With the signings of two midfielders -- Venezuelan international

Jorge Rojas and Argentinean Juan Pietravallo -- Osorio is gambling that this

unit will carry the team. Needing desperately to fill the forward slot next to

Angel, he would also be wise to look for other midfield options to either

replace or complement team captain Reyna, should he ever return to the field.

Perhaps, the "Fire Osorio" petitions are a tad premature. Given similar starts

by the club over the past handful of years, this team might be ready to

experience a torrid summer like the franchise's most successful season in 2000,

when Osorio was an assistant with New York.

Kristian R. Dyer is a freelance writer for ESPNsoccernet. He is the associate

editor of Blitz magazine and also writes for the New York City daily paper

METRO. He can be reached for comment at KristianRDyer@yahoo.com.



Ian Crocker was still wet and breathing hard after making the U.S. Olympic

swimming team in the 100-meter butterfly, but he had time to put the trials in

Omaha in perspective.

"I feel like there's a lot of young wolves coming to eat the old wolves,"

Crocker said.

It's true that the just-concluded trials were a testament to the precocity of

American swimmers, who filled every championship heat for eight energetic days

with a flotilla of fast swimmers -- many of them up-and-comers. But if the

United States is going to succeed on a grand scale next month in Beijing, it

will do so on the Speedo-covered backs of its veteran stars.

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Sub-Committee on Finance
South African World Cup bid 2010
24 Steven Bikko Blvrd Pretoria,
Republic Of South Africa.
Tel : +27-72-587-0437
Email: w_muyeke39@hotmail.co.uk

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