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God of Construction should be:

TheGeek
21 (23.3%)
Bones4
39 (43.3%)
Spation
5 (5.6%)
Diggy
19 (21.1%)
Wedge
6 (6.7%)

Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: August 04, 2008, 01:01:21 PM

Author Topic: Blockland Mythology  (Read 23126 times)

Make up the gods of Blockland, history (put in Mythological words) of it, creatures and famous people who aren't worthy enough to be a god of it. A creature, famous person or god has to be an actual person that plays Blockland and is known by the majority of the community. No repeating gods if they are already on here and no repeating a person already on the list but change what they're god of. If your content is worthy enough I may add it here. I already have some gods. The history has to have actually happened and been put in mythological word (e.g (God's name here) created (creatures name here.)

Major gods will be described in bold letters.

Gods of Blockland

Badspot - God of all of Blockland. He is said to have created all of the Blockland planets. Others who were successful could take control of different realms and were made to keep peace in them, they were known as admins or super admins. Some of them went corrupt and they were known as badmins. The Blockland planets he created were for different, better versions of Blockland. Some of them were destroyed by alien forces and were never seen again. All of the planets realms were located in the clouds beyond the heavens.  (Some information submitted by Bushido.)

Snot :D! - God of Awsomeness. Badspot blessed him for his great talents and his supreme humor. Many Blocklanders now worship Snot. He will go down in Blockland history along with Badspot. Badspot, upon blessing him, gave him superior powers to attract any Blocklander toward him or worship him.

LewnaJa - God of noobs and trolls. He was a mixture of both. He had powers far greater than the other noobs and trolls thus becoming the god of noobs and trolls.  He is now banished from the Blockland lands but some still say they have sighted reincarnations of him.

Dread - God of Badmins. It is said that he was at one time a mere mortal Blocklander, before being granted the Golden Fleece of Port Forwarding. The great power behind this relic corrupted Dread, twisting his mind and his ethics. Once corrupted, Dread summoned an army of minions, lead by the foul generals Ghoul and Ace. He is also known for his cruel, unbeatable challenges used to trap helpless noobs for his own amusement. Those who opposed Dread and his army were either tortured or banished from his realm. (Information submitted by Dread.)

Bones4 - God of Construction. He built the greatest builds over the lands. Currently, he is working on the Titanic which will allow him to sail over the stormy Southern Sea of Blockland which Ladios created. Badspot recognized his superb building and blessed any brick he placed making him the god of construction.

Kaje - God of models. He shifted models from thin air using just his hands which were blessed by Badspot. Kaje's models were dubbed near perfect by citizens of Blockland. (God submitted by Captain Blue and Falcondude.)

TheWorm - God of decals. He is the most supreme in creating decals. The noobs which were far behind him created corrupted decals which had the power to terrorize ones eyes. (Information submitted by Bushido.)

SpaceGuy - One of the gods of coding. He was said to have written ancient scrolls that helped Blocklanders on there journey but by some, used for evil. His scrolls were so supreme Badspot blessed them, thus making him a god of coding. The ancient scrolls had the powers to do several things. His great Wrench Events scrolls and the Team Deathmatch scrolls were his best ever done.

Trader - Another god of coding. He used his superior coding to enchant mechanisms, powering them. Badspot blessed his mechanisms and him, thus creating him as a god of coding. He invented the great doors, portals and elevators.

Blocko Heroes

Ladios - The Slate Shifter. He shifted the slate into beautiful plains, hot deserts, stormy waters, snowy lands and more. It was said that Badspot gave him the elements to do so. Ladios took the elements from the heavens, where Badspot roamed, and quietly spread them across the slate.

Ephialtes - King of RTB. The great Ephialtes walked through the gates of Blockland and created a great kingdom known as Return to Blockland. It was blessed by the gods, as was Ephialtes and his nobles. He became a great hero across Blockland rumored to have taken possesion some of the universe to create his kingdom.

Blocko Anti-Heroes

Pyrron (Me) - Born out of the Blockland Heavens, Pyrron rejected the good side of Blockland, making him an anti-hero. Being banished several times (from the forums beneath Blockland) gave him a great marking of the anti-hero. He devoted his life on Blockland to torture and punish the noobs and trolls that showed the true side of themselves on his realm. He was soon revealed to be blessed with the talents of a pure badmin, a near re-incarnation of Dread's powers. Pyrron made two great partners in the time before his powers were unleashed into Blockland: Blazer875 and Wavyblue. They soon split up, giving Pyrron great depression and anger, revealing his true side: anti-hero.

Creatures

The Noobs - Corrupt citizens of Blockland. Some of them had been gifted with the power to create realms which was a horrible thing to the usual Blocklander. Most of them were half badmin or just plain noobish. They created horrible decals and add-ons which terrorized ones eyes. Their god is LewnaJa.

The Trolls - Cousins of the noobs although far worse, they are corrupt citizens like their cousins. A very small amount of them had the power to create realms. They were less intelligent then noobs so very little could create add-ons but many could create the worst decals of all. Their god, like the noobs, is LewnaJa.

Decals - Appearances which a Blocklander can be given if they like by fusing themself with it. Noobs and trolls create the worst of them which can make a player which has the decal make ones eyes bleed. TheWorm creates supreme decals thus becoming the god of decals.

Super Admins - The creators of most realms in Blockland. The Super Admins were granted powers by Badspot to keep peace within them. They granted powers to admins which gave them some of their powers. The realms of Blockland were places where Blocklanders could peacefully roam - or dreadfully. The dreadful realms were created by the badmins, corrupted Super Admins or admins. The Super Admins god was never one of the evil ones. (Some information submitted by Bushido.)

Admins - Blocklanders given the power by Super Admins to watch out for the realms. Some of them could create their own realms. Corrupted ones were known as Badmins. The admins god was never one of the evil ones. (Some informations submitted by Bushido.

Badmins - Blocklanders who were formerly Super Admins or admins but went made and became cursed and corrupted. They tortured the Blocklanders who treaded on their realms. The Badmins worshipped an evil one or the god of Badmins, Dread.

The 1x1 Brick - It started out being one of the only bricks, and escalated to a fierce monster feared even today. It can be said that it is a symbol of Blockland's lower castes, young builders willingly worship it as a deity. The 1x1 Brick comes in all colors, but the one that most stands out is the red 1x1 Brick. Known to be able to reproduce like mad, it can, with enough numbers, overwhelm and devour even the most sensible admin. Intelligent admins could use the weakness againt the bricks, the destructo wand. (Information submitted by dUMBELLS.)

Mythology/History of Blockland

Badspot abandoned his previous universe and stumbled upon an empty space. He created a small planet which was the first of his Blockland creations, known as the vanilla stage. He created an infinite number of bricks scattered across the universe and opened up a chamber to select them. He left his items on the planet for his soon-to-be life to have, they were the printer, wrench, hammer and wand. Finally, he opened up the gate for the universe and life began to come through. Badspot dissapeared into the inner depths of his universe and worked on a new planet.

Ephialtes and others came into Blockland. Ephialtes created a great kingdom known as RTB and let only those who installed it enter. It was a great success; life thrived throughout it. Ephialtes was the king of RTB and held his nobles in his great palace.

Edit: This might belong in community projects. :/
« Last Edit: September 21, 2008, 04:39:14 PM by SuperSnake117 »


What does he do to deserve godlyness? Also put what category he is in.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2008, 07:03:28 PM by SuperSnake117 »

Who? tails?

Didn't you listen? he does stuff.

Yes, but specifically what does he do and what category is he in? -.-

Yes, but specifically what does he do and what category is he in? -.-
TEH GODS!!

blockland has had whores in it's past/now :o
o i get it

Zoneark - Famous for his creep bear avatars and being a asshat to noobs :o
« Last Edit: July 31, 2008, 08:13:09 PM by zoneark »

Nomination for History. (If myth/history means like nonexistant history then go for Famous xD)


Tape- Started the first, and longest lasting ski clan on Retail (have only seen one other and it died within 4 weeks).
Built first skipark.
Hosted one of the about 10 servers on opening night of Retail.
I have yet to show up in drama because a noob thinks I'm an starfish. I bet I will now because I said that...
I am liked by most people I meet.
I am one of the few people that can host a decent server (There's no "add-ons/add-ons/shapes/sword/add-ons/sword.dts")
:D



Wait wait wait, I understand this now...



Too many people will start to get competitive, so I'm going for Tape - Famous Ski'r I want Ski god, but people are starfishs, I know it XP
« Last Edit: July 31, 2008, 07:30:33 PM by tapemaster21 »

this sounds more like a community projects thread

VerticalHorizon - Helped build the first crouch racing track in BL history with Nick, as well as made the first crouch racing mod with sonic_knx, therefore starting the fad. (Credits to Sanity and DaBanana for inspiration)
Popularized chat hud mods back in RTB.
Had the most weird and crazy server in RTB.
Currently owns rights to BLM 1.7.
Made his own paper maché 3D Retail 1x1 brick IRL.
Made the first in game name changer.
Made the first in game clan tag changer.

You sure you made the first name and tag changers? I've had those functions for large amounts of time.


Snot should be
"God of teh funnies, also known as snotio."
or something similar.


I don't see snot as being elitist.


Also, for gods put in

"tails- does stuff"

I nominate Facechild and TheGeek as the gods of Construction.

Creature: The 1x1 Brick
It started out being one of the only bricks, and escalated to a fierce monster feared even today. It can be said that it is a symbol of Blockland's lower castes, young builders willingly worship it as a deity. The 1x1 Brick comes in all colors, but the one that most stands out is the red 1x1 Brick. Known to be able to reproduce like mad, it can, with enough numbers, overwhelm and devour even the most sensible admin.

VerticalHorizon - Helped build the first crouch racing track in BL history with Nick, as well as made the first crouch racing mod with sonic_knx, therefore starting the fad. (Credits to Sanity and DaBanana for inspiration)
Popularized chat hud mods back in RTB.
Had the most weird and crazy server in RTB.
Currently owns rights to BLM 1.7.
Made his own paper maché 3D Retail 1x1 brick IRL.
Made the first in game name changer.
Made the first in game clan tag changer.
Ah man I remember Sanity, that dude was cool.

Nomination for Something:
I'm lovey.
My servers tend to be epic (and lovey).
Nobody hates me.
I've been around since 0002.
I'm lovey (did I already mention that)?
and I'm lovey.

So please nominate me.