Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[DrMobius]

You get a baby.

*Inserts McDonalds

[Ad Bot]

[Otis Da HousKat]

You get a baby.

* Otis Da HousKat inserts Burger King

[CC]

You get Wendy's.

*CC inserts a taco.

[Otis Da HousKat]

You get diarrhea.

* Otis Da HousKat inserts an ENG 101-Writing I essay.

[Sheezy]

You get a baby

* Sheezy inserts mcdonalds

[Ladios]

You get a frenchfries

* ladios throws the machine off a cliff and calls a tactical nucular strike on the location of its landing.

[Otis Da HousKat]

The nuke falls three feet from the machine and fails to explode. Russian spies take note and steal the nuke.

[Sheezy]

Rapists come to your home and thomas the tank rams himself up your ass.

* Sheezy inserts THOMAS IS A TANK ENGINE

[Otis Da HousKat]

You get hot milk.

* Otis Da HousKat inserts OnAvtivate-NAMEDBRICK-FireRelay

[Sheezy]

The relay fires.
Into your ass.

[mike1337]

You get nothing back.

mie1337 inserts 1$.

[Ladios]

The machine spontaniously blows up.

* ladios doesn't have to do anything because the machine is loving dead

[Otis Da HousKat]

The prayers of all the people in the world come together and bring the machine back.

* Otis Da HousKat inserts a Bible.

[Dr.Pain]

The Bible Gets Stuck in the machine and nothing comes out

 *Inserts 7 mods

[Ðelinquint]

The Mods do nothing but sit on the blown up machine as everyone just watches.

*Ðelinquint hit's the machine with a wrench.