Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[MegaScience]

Gets a False doller 
puts in a false doller cops come and ereast him but the stupid cop put a doller in

You're grammar makes the machine break for 10 minutes.

* MegaScience inserts arm *

[Ad Bot]

[Ethos]

You're grammar makes the machine break for 10 minutes.

* MegaScience inserts arm *

Nothing happens.

* Ethos faps and cums into the coin slot.

[MegaScience]

You get AIDS

* MegaScience inserts mouse fur *

[Ethos]

You get AIDS

* MegaScience inserts mouse fur *

You get "ruf esoum"

* Ethos inserts Vegeta's scouter

[Toadzard]

You get a new vending machine. The old one explodes in a fit of uncontrollable surprise and disbelief, causing the ground around it to shatter.

* Toadzard  inserts a $1 coin into the new vending machine.

[black knight]

it says "fcks U" and steals your coin

*black knight inserts a bomb that will explode when the nect person walks up to the machine

[VerticalHorizon]

The machine waits.

* VerticalHorizon inserts a potato from 100 feet away using a stick.

[Jaydee]

i just got a 10 new blockland keys. its just a fake bomb.

*inserts a super secret DVD which has unknown contents

[Hugums]

Recives a human arm (WTF?)

inserts a silver dollar coin

[Menen]

you get a copper coin

*inserts a mango*

[black knight]

a gun pops out and shoots you


*black knight inserts a real bomb that blows up in the next 3 posts

[duke 838]

you get a nitendo




      INSERTS A CAT

[MegaScience]

You get shredded chunks of cat flesh.

* MegaScience inserts bacon *

[Spiderpig]

Bacon comes back out

re-inserts bacon after its been smothed out on the side of the machine

[MegaScience]

The bacon grease leaked in and the machine doesn't react to the bacon you put in.

* MegaScience inserts his own head, still attached *