Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[J.C.]

It turns out to be yours,and you get a nice,big box of homelessness.Yay,hobos! :P

*J.C. inserts the fact that this topic is labeled *LOCKED* but really...isn't.

[Ad Bot]

[mike1337]

The machine absorbed it.

mike1337 inserts a destroyed 56k internet modem.

[Nepthan]

you get a broken ps1

* Nepthan inserts the cookie monster 

[DrMobius]

You get the Cookies in him.

*Inserts a quarter

[Randomguy]

You get 2 dimes and a nickel.

*Inserts a live chicken.

[DrMobius]

Gets a Turkey

*Inserts 2 dimes and a nickel

[Nepthan]

You get cookie monsters dead body which comes back to life and takes my cookies D:

* Nepthan inserts a windows vista Installation cd

[Miga]

The Windows Vista CD explodes in the machine, making horrid sounds as it's ripped apart. You run home crying.

* Miga inserts ONE HUNDRED DOLLAH!

[SuperSnake117]

You get ripped up pieces of paper that seem to be the one-hunder dollar bill you just inserted.

* Supersnake117 inserts his snake and cums all in the machine

[chaseyqurt]

You get ripped up pieces of paper that seem to be the one-hunder dollar bill you just inserted.

* Supersnake117 inserts his snake and cums all in the machine

You realise you don't have a snake and you can't cum.

* Chaseyqurt Inserts a closet

[iFool]

You receive the Armoire of Invincibility! Best held when supported by your spine.

*iFool inserts Level 8 HADOUKEN spell.

[Sheezy]

Your aids finally kills you.

* Sheezy inserts all the failure of the newcigarettes of blockland

[Miga]

You get Furdle.

* Miga inserts whatever hasn't been said here yet

[Randomguy]

You get something that has been said here.

*Inserts a potato.

[Otis Da HousKat]

you get hot cum

* Otis Da HousKat inserts viral loads of semen.