Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Joeboy]

YOU GET NOTHING.
YOU LOOSE.
GOOD DAY SIR.
You get a Cup-o-Soup

*Inserts blue construction paper*

[Ad Bot]

[Tom Gunn]

The scissors that were inserted in the machine about a years worth of pages ago Cut up the Paper. The machine gives you a 2000 dollar fee.
Where the scissors came from, http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=4009.msg1481823#msg1481823

* Tom Gunn inserts hammer

[Splash]

you get a hammer with smashed bricks!

i insert 1x4 brick

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

The vending machine spits out the brick, having you to go unconscious as well as a fracture in your skull and a brick stuck in your noggin.

[Deathwish]

I just noticed this:

What an awful waste of paper and ink.

[Hugums]

we have a print button?

[Jellypuddle]

Lol

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Anyways.

* Master Shadow Phoenix inserts a $1 bill

[Nikki]

*Master Shadow Phoenix gets 100 pennies in return*

*Nikki inserts game tokens*

[SupremeCommander]

*Master Shadow Phoenix gets 100 pennies in return*

*Nikki inserts game tokens*

The machine spits them back out!
It only accepts real money!

*Inserts a metal ruler.*

[RedSaturn]

Get broken vending machine



Red inserts one fixed vending machine

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

* Master Shadow Phoenix inserts a shoe.

[Joeboy]

Red inserts one fixed vending machine

Into what exactly?

Ontopic:

You get a glove

*Inserts a bag of peanuts*

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

You get an elephant as a pet.

* Master Shadow Phoenix inserts a gun.

[Jacob/Lee]

You got a an even better gun!
And a shot to the head.

* Jacob/Lee inserts Age of Mythology: Titans Expansion *