Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SupremeCommander]

you get robbed
Cookie eater inserts a dollar.

You get a flat can of soda, with a fly in it. Pay the price by the drink next time and stop scamming the machine.


*Inserts my university application.

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

You get rejected.

I insert gold. I expect cat!

[Splash]

you get a free ticket to ride on top of a drunk guys truck!

<inserts lobster>

[ultimamax]

you get a free ticket to ride on top of a drunk guys truck!

<inserts lobster>

You get a clam!
 <inserts condom>

[Splash]

you get two condoms <one is used...>

insert my hand

[Jetlok]

Your hand gets devoured by the beast.

I put in your star fish.

[SupremeCommander]

What I originally read:

I put my hand in your star fish.

You lose a perfectly good hand and gain a funny smell where your hand used to be.

Your hand gets devoured by the beast.

I put in your star fish.

The machine rejects it, and spits it back out onto your face.

I put in a $50 bill.

[dkamm65]

You get a shredded 50 dollar bill.

*Inserts a hand grenade.*

[Splash]

you get a severed limb,

inserts an insert

[SupremeCommander]

you get a severed limb,

inserts an insert

You get a Non-Real Error message.

I pour 2l of water in.

[Splash]

machine explodes and stops working...
you get another vending machine!

inserts a bag of piss

[Jetlok]

machine explodes and stops working...
you get another vending machine!

inserts a bag of piss

You get a funnel and the bag back. Drink it.

I insert a foot special interest magazine.

[pocketrocket300]

You get a foot.

*Inserts wikiped.

[Joeboy]

You get a Wiki about trolls

*Inserts sour cream and onion Pringles*

[Madmitten]

you get crumbs

Inserts a quarter attached to a string which is attached to a fire hydrant